Wilderness PCs of all RPGs just got a new weapon...

[Dannyalcatraz]

All hail the world's newly crowned World's Hottest Pepper!

World’s hottest pepper is ‘hot enough to strip paint’ - Yahoo! News

 

[El Mahdi]

That's a pretty bold statement they make in that article. Although my sampling is obviously small, most chicks I know think that Anthony Kiedis is the hottest pepper...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

But have they ever done a taste test? I mean a scientific one, of course?



er...wait...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

This pepper story has reminded me of a classic joke.

Since it contains adult language, I'll just say do a search for "Chili Cookoff joke" and you'll find it. HILARIOUS!

 

[The Shaman]

So, should Ass of Fire be an encounter power or a daily power?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

In 4Ed parlance, it should be an Augmentable At Will...and should be accompanied by a slightly altered Johnny Cash song:

My food
is a burnin' thing
and its fire, it makes me sing
found with a wild desire
I developed an ass of fire

I got me a burnin' ass of fire
I ate more, more, more, and the flames got dire
and it burns burns burns,
that ass of fire,
that ass of fire.

 

[Fate Lawson]

Come on Ice Cream

 

[El Mahdi]

...and should be accompanied by a slightly altered Johnny Cash song...

This reminds me of something...

...don't you think Ring of Fire would make a perfect song for a Preperation-H commercial?

 

[Meek]

I ate a ghost pepper once, out of foolish curiosity. If I was a cat, I'd probably be dead, but thankfully I'm a human. So instead I just writhed on the ground feeling like I'd been chewing a bagfull of hot nails.

The only curiosity I have left is whether I took 3d6 fire or 3d6 acid damage.