Wil's Dream Analysis Thread (New dream posted! :) )

Why in the world can't I have cool dreams like that? My dreams usually involve stupid things, like driving, or working. One time, when I was in college after a long night of stocking groceries all night at the local Safeway, I went home and dreamed about that for the rest of the night. Then I woke up the next day and had to do it again. I couldn't even get a break in my sleep!!???? Which god did I offend to deserve that?
 

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Haha, Baraendur, I often dream about something that I've just done for a long time, especially after long drives, as the first dream of the night.

Ghettognome is always marvelling at my dream life, because almost every day I have a good one for her. Always action, always adventure, always fun. I love sleeping. :)

Now if only I can run through that aluminum tube and jump the fence to England before the North Koreans catch me......
 

Ok, the dream last night was a fun one. I was at a club listening to a band, talking to Rob Zombie's bassist. He and I were trying to think of the name of this other club, so he calls Rob over who remembers. We all go there, and there is a rockin' good band. Afterward we go to Rob Zombie's house, where Ghettognome's daughter decides she can't make it to the bathroom and starts pooping....applesauce. :D I get to the bathroom (in Rob's very swank, Beverly Hills-style home), and there is a towel closet, with hand towels, towels, linens of all sorts, and....diapers! All of which have a lime green shamrock imprinted on them.

Go!

:D
 


Ok, I've got one that I had two nights ago - bear in mind that I almost NEVER remember my dreams...

I was at a family reunion but none of the people there were known to me. However, there was this pair of really hot chicks that were giving me the eye (which I prompty returned with the wiggling eyeBROW).... ;) One of these ladies looked a little older than the other, but I did not mind, as they were still uber-fine....

Well, as I go over and start talking to them, the older lady gets called away (someone else starts talking to her, something else grabs her attention, or whatever).... So the younger lady and I start talking....before you know it, we are planning our wedding - LITERALLY. She tells me that now is the best time to get married because all of her family is already there - i.e. no invitations or bother for anyone... I'm thinking - sounds good to me, let's get hitched. THEN, the older lady comes back and hears that the younger lady and I are to be wed in about 15 mins. - she gets upset and starts a screaming match with the youger lady. Apparently, that was HER plan all along and the younger lady beat her to the punch... Just as I am about to tell them that we can all become Mormon and solve the problem (grin), the crowd begins to part (just like in the movies) and somehow I *KNOW* that whomever is there when everyone moves is going to be very, very angry at me (like a boyfriend/husband/big brother type deal). Everyone else seems to know it as well, and starts whispering as much - that "He" is going to be upset and that "He" is going to take care of things....

Well, the crowd parts and who do you think is standing there?

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Piratecat!

That's right - the two ladies that I am "engaged to" are his sister and his MOM!

Whoa- wierd.... :P
 

One of the weirdest, and creepiest dreams I've ever had:
Someone has stoloen all my clothes, and are chasing me through a Home Depot Store. I have to keep ducking in and out of various aisles to avoid, being caught or being seen nude by the customers. The weirdest thing is, the people chasing me are a camera crew doing a nature documentary about me. I can hear an Australian accent talking about me throughout the whole thing. Only two phrases stood out though, "poor misguided soul" and "foot fetish." Neither of which I think pertain to me....And one last thing, the Home Depot had signs up for its "Holocaust Commeration Sale"

Apparently I subconsciously believe Home Depot to be a horrible evil place?
 

Ashy said:

Well, the crowd parts and who do you think is standing there?

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Piratecat!

That's right - the two ladies that I am "engaged to" are his sister and his MOM!

Whoa- wierd.... :P

Oookay, that's more than a little worrying :eek:

(does P-Kitty know you have such dreams?) :D
 

Bjorn Doneerson said:
One of the weirdest, and creepiest dreams I've ever had:
Someone has stoloen all my clothes, and are chasing me through a Home Depot Store. I have to keep ducking in and out of various aisles to avoid, being caught or being seen nude by the customers. The weirdest thing is, the people chasing me are a camera crew doing a nature documentary about me. I can hear an Australian accent talking about me throughout the whole thing. Only two phrases stood out though, "poor misguided soul" and "foot fetish." Neither of which I think pertain to me....And one last thing, the Home Depot had signs up for its "Holocaust Commeration Sale"

Apparently I subconsciously believe Home Depot to be a horrible evil place?

ROTFL!!!!!:D
 

Carnifex said:


Oookay, that's more than a little worrying :eek:

(does P-Kitty know you have such dreams?) :D

I don't think so, at least not yet... :p But comeon - give a guy a break, I only dreamed it once... ;)
 


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