Ok, I've got one that I had two nights ago - bear in mind that I almost NEVER remember my dreams...
I was at a family reunion but none of the people there were known to me. However, there was this pair of really hot chicks that were giving me the eye (which I prompty returned with the wiggling eyeBROW)....

One of these ladies looked a little older than the other, but I did not mind, as they were still uber-fine....
Well, as I go over and start talking to them, the older lady gets called away (someone else starts talking to her, something else grabs her attention, or whatever).... So the younger lady and I start talking....before you know it, we are planning our wedding - LITERALLY. She tells me that now is the best time to get married because all of her family is already there - i.e. no invitations or bother for anyone... I'm thinking - sounds good to me, let's get hitched. THEN, the older lady comes back and hears that the younger lady and I are to be wed in about 15 mins. - she gets upset and starts a screaming match with the youger lady. Apparently, that was HER plan all along and the younger lady beat her to the punch... Just as I am about to tell them that we can all become Mormon and solve the problem (grin), the crowd begins to part (just like in the movies) and somehow I *KNOW* that whomever is there when everyone moves is going to be very, very angry at me (like a boyfriend/husband/big brother type deal). Everyone else seems to know it as well, and starts whispering as much - that "He" is going to be upset and that "He" is going to take care of things....
Well, the crowd parts and who do you think is standing there?
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Piratecat!
That's right - the two ladies that I am "engaged to" are his sister and his MOM!
Whoa- wierd....
