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BIG BIG DAY AT AEG OFFICES
July 21, 2004. The first copy of The World's Largest Dungeon arrived at the AEG offices today amid a fanfare similar to the one Shaq received in Miami this week.
"Why not?" said Dave Williams a designer and sports fan at AEG. "The Worlds Largest Dungeon is bigger than Shaq and its free-throw percentage is just as good."
The Mayor of Ontario offered AEG the keys to the city in the hope that one of them would keep The World's Largest Dungeon locked up.
Nate Barnes, long time gamer and graphic designer at AEG. (Seen here holding a copy of The Worlds Largest Dungeon and standing next to the full sized map) said. "I love it when new products show up at the office. It gives us an excuse to screw around, and it usually takes the bosses an hour or so to realize we are not getting any work done."
John Zinser added. "In this case I think I can let Nate slide. Since we actually have the book and maps in-house now, it would seem that someone was actually working during this last nine months.
When asked about the absence of The World's Largest Dungeon lead designer jim pinto, Zinser denied any wrong doing. "It is completely untrue that working on this project killed jim pinto. He is alive and well, and doctors tell us that he should recover from the trauma by Gencon. As for his emulation of Johnny Depp in the Pirates of the Caribbean, that is his normal behavior."
Alderac Entertainment Group (AEG) is a swell game company located in Ontario California (Not Canada). AEG's other products include the award-winning Legend of the Five Rings, Warlord, and newly-released Spycraft product lines.

The World's Largest Dungeon is 840 pages long and weighs over 4.5 pounds (including the maps). Remember to lift with your legs and use caution around small children. For more information on Alderac Entertainment Group, visit the company's website at
www.alderac.com.