D&D General Worst D&D advice

[Morrus]

What’s the worst advice you can think of to offer a D&D player or DM?

Difficulty: must be funny. This is not a serious thread!

 

[abirdcall]

It's best to go off on your own so you can be sneakier.

 

[Ancalagon]

If you want the most powerful character, just google Abserd and use the resulting youtube video as your guide!

... I can think of far worse, but I want to keep the thread light

 

[billd91]

Buy a pregenerated PC NFT! It's sure to skyrocket in value!!1!

 

[Cadence]

People who have been on message boards a long time generally have solid advice!

 

[James Gasik]

The only way to play D&D is your way; everyone else is playing WRONG!

 

[not-so-newguy]

If pulling a Leroy Jenkins isn't funny the first time, then it will definitely be hilarious the 50th time. Don't worry, they'll appreciate the joke in the end.

 

[BookTenTiger]

Cast True Strike every round.

 

[beancounter]

Always split the party at every opportunity.

 

[beancounter]

Wizards should be the front line of defense. After all they have fireball.