D&D General Worst D&D advice

[Nebulous]

Attack every NPC in the village you come across - one of them is bound to have treasure!

Related....attack every NPC in the village you come across - one of them is bound to be EVIL!

 

[Jer]

Related....attack every NPC in the village you come across - one of them is bound to be EVIL!

Also related - if you're a DM make sure that when your players attack the pub owner you make him a 20th level ex-adventurer.

 

[edosan]

You must realize every detail of your world before you even begin play.

(Related: your players will love hearing your fifteen hour exposition of every detail of your campaign world, from creation myths to the present day)

 

[Nebulous]

Also related - if you're a DM make sure that when your players attack the pub owner you make him a 20th level ex-adventurer.

Because, absolutely, that's what demi-gods do, they retire to sell beer!

 

[Lidgar]

Always roll up obnoxious characters that don't get along with the rest of the party. Being disruptive and getting into fights with other PC's is part of the game!

 

[Hex08]

Buy a pregenerated PC NFT! It's sure to skyrocket in value!!1!

I'm not sure if that should make me laugh or cry.

 

[Hex08]

If you want the definitive answer on if fudging dice rolls is ok just check the many, many threads on the topic here. Everyone feels the same way about it and you should too.

 

[Sacrosanct]

Chaotic neutral is the best alignment because you can play however you want and no one can do anything about it.

 

[Lanefan]

Because, absolutely, that's what demi-gods do, they retire to sell beer!

They retire to drink beer. Selling it is merely a sidelight.

 

[JAMUMU]

Set fire to EVERYTHING! You never know what is part of the plot, so burn it all!