Worst/Funniest Character Names of all time

[The Grumpy Celt]

Dildo Faggins the hobbit...

funny, I knew a guy who ran Dildo Longbritches.

 

[Merkuri]

In our recently finished WLD campaign we had fun speaking to an insane derro named Amoxonyl. The DM let slip at one point that he hadn't expected to have to name a derro, and when we started interrogating it he glanced around his desk and named it after the first thing he saw: his hand cream.

 

[TarionzCousin]

Wee Jas.

Yeah, I know she isn't a character, but I honestly can't take a god of death with so silly a name seriously.

Especially when it's pronounced "Wheeeeeeeeeejes!"

 

[Doug McCrae]

Jim Death - elven fighter/magic-user
Short Norman - hobbit warrior
F--kface - ogre mercenary in Warhammer 40K

Superheroes
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The Human Pinball
Captain Explosion
Captain Christian (along with his arch-rival, Captain Koran)
Zap!
Miss Cybermiaow - catgirl cyborg

 

[Someone]

We had one party (nod D&D) with names like Thomas Turbate (the only one that could be translated to English) and others like Helena Nito Delbosque, Armando Guerra Segura, Jhonny Mentero, and Franco Jones.

 

[Templetroll]

Helen Highwater, the Hobbit Hooker

I once told my DM I was going to play "a serious gnome". Things went well until he asked what his name was - Jedediah Bumblebutt, and his mule, Amaryllis

The Great Wazoo! He was a human illusionist and ended up having his personality put into a Wand of Wonder in the DM's campaign.

we found an intelligent oyster that was once someone's familiar - he was named Rockefeller.

One DM had a bard named Idontaknow!

 

[The Thayan Menace]

Mount of Destiny?

I don't have any funny character names, but I am naming my PC's battle goat:

Capricious G

-Samir Asad is the Master Exploder​

 

[Moon-Lancer]

I had a monk named Lin Shao and yes I love Kongfu and Kongfu the legend continues.

 

[Jesus_marley]

I had a thief in 2e named Fingers or rather several characters. His original incarnation was as a NPC but I loved the name so much that every thief I played for 2 years had "fingers" in the name somewhere. Became a bit of a running gag.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

The big villain in our current campaign calls himself "Natas Ino"