evileeyore
Mrrrph
I always do!Have fun playing those non-D&D games you love...
Got a FATE game I'm running tomorrow! I hope to ensnare two more souls and forever turn them from the love and light of D&D.* Wish me luck!
Oh, DoaM wouldn't have stopped me from hating on D&D. They'd have to change the game so much it wouldn't be D&D anymore**, and then where would my hat go? Nowheresville man, Nowheresville.....since you hate D&D so much and DoaM was the only reason for you to buy it, I guess we'll see you around for the 6th edition rules.
So honestly I hope D&D stays D&D. I need something to kindle the fires and stoke the inferno of my hatred!
They do not have my preferred return smiley here. But you can imagine it!To everyone else who's been arguing for damage on a miss,![]()
Someday I'll like be super mega rich enough to buy D&D from Hasbro and totally, totally ruin it exactly the way I want and then like die a lonely embittered old man weeping for my lost enemy and gasping out one last word as my body slumps dramatic like into final rest or some junk.I was about to quit this hobby entirely if they kept it in there, this was a very close call for me.
"Gygax!"
* Too late, they're dirty, dirty GURPS lovers through and through.
** Classes, Levels, Alignments. They vexes me soooooo much!