WotC_PeterS: Magic Items

[Cadfan]

Trebuchet of Backstabbing
Trebuchet of Backbiting
Acme Brand Trebuchet of Backbiting (R)
Amulet of Plague
Amulet of Plagiarism
Potion of Giant Growth
Potion of Giant Growths
Scroll of Shrink
Scroll of Shrinkage

 

[WyzardWhately]

A "Potion of Commotion" sounds like it might be pretty handy.

 

[Vyvyan Basterd]

From his white-board of ever-naming .

On the Cubicle Whiteboard: Bad Magic Item Names
Posted By: WotC_PeterS, 2/13/2008 8:42:45 AM

Roshambo Pants

Vote for your favorite and I'll give the author of that item a cookie!​

The only one that actually got a chuckle out of me.

 

[Engilbrand]

Scroll of Dyslexia

Wouldn't "Slorcl of Lysdexia" make a little more sense?

 

[GoodKingJayIII]

Sai of Frustration

Winnar.

 

[Keenath]

Xeno's Paradox

Deck of 1 or 2 Things

Patio of Many Things

Commemorative Plate Armor

Book of Literacy

Viscous Axe

Sai of Frustration
​

All of those are awesome, though I would have said "Deck of a couple things" instead.

Patio, though... I see what you did there. Because, see, it's not a deck. Haha.

The book of literacy seems like it'd work, though -- it's a relatively thin book with bright colors and thick paper that, if you try to read it, magically teaches you to read a new language. Nobody says you have to start out being able to read it...

Oh yeah -- and Xeno's Paradox sounds like it 'd actually be a pretty cool item.

 

[Silent Cartographer]

Axe of Frosty Shakes​

Yummay!!!

 

[Remathilis]

From his white-board of ever-naming .

On the Cubicle Whiteboard: Bad Magic Item Names
Posted By: WotC_PeterS, 2/13/2008 8:42:45 AM

Louise

Greenish-orange (or greyish-grey) tesseract-shaped ioun stone

Decanter of Endless Zima

Vote for your favorite and I'll give the author of that item a cookie!​

The first is my vote. However, the honorable mentioned to ioun stones (what does that one do again?) and Zima (really, no human being wants that much Zima, nor should they be exposed to it)

 

[Craw Hammerfist]

Commemorative Plate Armor (embossed with Elvis' likeness or a big Dale Earnhardt #3 on the back).

 

[jaer]

Was hoping to see Occam's Razor as a magic weapon.

As long as all you do is attack, it is +5. If you do any combat maneuvers (trip, disarm, sunder, even Power Attack), it is non-magic.