WotC_PeterS: Power Names (UPDATE: They just keep coming)

[TerraDave]

From his blog

On the Cubicle Whiteboard: Bad Power Names
Posted By: WotC_PeterS, 1/30/2008 5:28:55 PM


Relentless Cuddles

Bad Touch

Cow-Tipping Strike

Enthralling Blow

Vengeful Hobo Charge

Wall of Soup

Bigby's Goosing Hand

More Beer Steins

More Ben Steins

Preparation Blow

Yammer in Terror

Magic Missile

Invisibility 10' Radius

E.S.P.

D&D4TW!

Awesome Blow

Awesome Blonde

Sticky Saddle

Penetrating Shot

Fondle

Throw Your Blah

The Perfect Stout

My Magpie Exploded!

Rowdy Time

Time for Fun!

Satyr's Salute

Bigby's Middle Digit

Orcus CRUSH!

Let Flow the Crimson River

Just another creepy little window into my world. And it's probably time to clean off the whiteboard.​

 

[Doug McCrae]

My Magpie Exploded!

This isn't bad. It's awesome good.

 

[Sir Brennen]

I've got my spine, I've got my Orcus CRUSH!

 

[Nymrohd]

What kind of power is Awesome Blonde? A Wizard Illusion? A Rogue Trick? A Warlock Curse?

 

[tresson]

From his blog

On the Cubicle Whiteboard: Bad Power Names
Posted By: WotC_PeterS, 1/30/2008 5:28:55 PM


Bad Touch

Fondle

Satyr's Salute

Bigby's Middle Digit

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Errrr..... yes please?​

 

[Nightchilde-2]

What kind of power is Awesome Blonde? A Wizard Illusion? A Rogue Trick? A Warlock Curse?

A brazen strumpet?

 

[Tortoise]

They seem to have left off one of the more troublesome power names ...

Disco Inferno

 

[iskurthi]

From his blog

On the Cubicle Whiteboard: Bad Power Names
Posted By: WotC_PeterS, 1/30/2008 5:28:55 PM

Cow-Tipping Strike

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I'm totally going to use this the next time I have to roll up a low-level fighter or something. "Dragonberry Village Secret Technique...! COW-TIPPING STRIKE!"

 

[erf_beto]

Wall of Soup​

As someone who just burnt his tongue with hot tea, I can tell you that a Wall of Soup sounds really scary right now

 

[Intrope]

I've got my spine, I've got my Orcus CRUSH!

LOL!

This thread delivers

Yammer in Terror

That's not so much a power as a battle plan!