WotC's D&D bumperstickers

[Buttercup]

Okay. I'll proudly confess that I'm a geek. I'll let that freak flag flap with the best of 'em!

I'm a geek too. (Sorry to be pedantic, but you got the reference wrong. Let your freak flag fly, not flap! It's from the Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young song, Almost Cut My Hair)

>>> I played D&D before it was cool <<<

OK, this one's just annoying. Last I checked, D&D (and the hobby in general) STILL isn't "cool."

At least where I live, D&D is becoming cool among the teen set. It's all part of the Harry Potter/LotR craze. And I've had several (adult, professional type) people comment on how cool and interesting it is that I play.

 

[Bardsandsages]

Bumper Stick Contest?

Tell you what, since you guys are all in a creative mood, how about I have a little contest for you? Whoever comes up with the best bumper sticker slogan gets $10 PayPal and their slogan on a bumper sticker. The rules:

1. Post your bumper stick slogans in this thread.
2. They must be your own work.
3. Once we get a couple dozen, I'll create a survey and let the ENworld members vote.
4. You can either get paid $10 PayPal or get $10 worth of PDFs from our new ENstore.

Winner gets $10 or PDFs plus we'll put the slogan on a bumper sticker and send it to you.

We maintain a little online gift shop, and we'll make the bumper sticker available for sale as well.

 

[RustyHalo]

Originally Posted by RustyHalo
Okay. I'll proudly confess that I'm a geek. I'll let that freak flag flap with the best of 'em!

...and Buttercup's reply:
I'm a geek too. (Sorry to be pedantic, but you got the reference wrong. Let your freak flag fly, not flap! It's from a Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young song...)


No apologies necessary, Buttercup. You're not being pedantic. You simply are claiming your righteous "more geek than thou" status.

Thanks for the correction!

 

[diaglo]

They $ue Regularly, bought by Whizzers of the Cost, now a subsidiary of Hasbeen, Inc.

 

[Hairfoot]

* A simple black text on white background: "+1 Bumper"

Understated. Cool.

I suggest:
"D&D is the new black"

"No, constable. Not drunk & disorderly"

"Evoker on board"

"Dire geek on board"

"Keep honking, I'm gathering bat guano"

"D&D is for geeks. Have you noticed who's running the world lately?"

Or, for the sake of reality, how about "hell hath no fury like a 30-year-old virgin"

Or, "Shhh. Nobody knows I play D&D."

 

[RustyHalo]

Friends don't let friends LARP.

 

[Taren Nighteyes]

I saw one once that said:

"VOTE CTHULU! Who needs the lesser of anything?"

You owe me a new keyboard, and I will send you my dry cleaning bill.

Taren Nighteyes

 

[Wystan]

"Friends don't let friends play Bards"

"Fighters do it with both hands"

"Fireballs don't kill orcs, I kill orcs!"

"D20, it's not a game, it's a system"

 

[Henry]

"I (picture of a heart) (picture of a d20)"

 

[diaglo]

My Hat of d02 Knows No Limits