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WotC's D&D bumperstickers
- Thread starter RustyHalo
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I'm A Banana
Potassium-Rich
* "My other car is a Teleport spell."
* "This car is property of the driver. This driver is property of the Baatezu."
* A General-Motors style logo, words underneath it read "Gnome Motors"
* "Eating people is cannibalism. Eating kobolds is Survival (Wis)"
* A picture of a bat in a crossed circle. "Save a Life: Vote for Bat Guano Control."
* A list of spells: raise dead, resurrection, reincarnation, true resurrection. Then, in bigger font: "Pro Life."
I'm not sure anything beats +1 bumper, but still....
* "This car is property of the driver. This driver is property of the Baatezu."
* A General-Motors style logo, words underneath it read "Gnome Motors"
* "Eating people is cannibalism. Eating kobolds is Survival (Wis)"
* A picture of a bat in a crossed circle. "Save a Life: Vote for Bat Guano Control."
* A list of spells: raise dead, resurrection, reincarnation, true resurrection. Then, in bigger font: "Pro Life."
I'm not sure anything beats +1 bumper, but still....
Bardsandsages
First Post
Obviously, not including my own in the contest, but thought I'd share:
"My God has a Higher Divine Rank than Your God"
"My God has a Higher Divine Rank than Your God"
dpmcalister
Explorer
Halfling on board (again good if you've got a toddler in the back 
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Goddess FallenAngel
Explorer
RustyHalo said:
Okay, RustyHalo owes me a new LCD monitor.
Or the amount of the cleaning bill for getting Coke off this one.I'm not creative enough to think of my own, but if this one doesn't win - mind if I grab it and make myself a bumper sticker via cafe press?
Oryan77
Adventurer
"Rusted Car of Vecna"
"Don't bother me, I'm adventuring"
"Meepo Saves"
"I only teleport on weekends"
"Challenge Rating 15" or "Encounter Level 18"
"My Ferrari threw a Rod of Seven Parts"
"Vote "Yes" on prop D20" or "Vote "No" on prop D20"
" "My car casts Fog Cloud" "
"My Barbarian beat up your Wizard"
"Just Say No to Gnomes"
"Lawful Good guys finish last"
"He rolled a natural 20, I took the Critical Hit" - for those damaged cars
"I hate city guards"
"How's my DM'ing? Please call 1-800-RAT-BASTARD"
"Don't bother me, I'm adventuring"
"Meepo Saves"
"I only teleport on weekends"
"Challenge Rating 15" or "Encounter Level 18"
"My Ferrari threw a Rod of Seven Parts"
"Vote "Yes" on prop D20" or "Vote "No" on prop D20"
" "My car casts Fog Cloud" "
"My Barbarian beat up your Wizard"
"Just Say No to Gnomes"
"Lawful Good guys finish last"
"He rolled a natural 20, I took the Critical Hit" - for those damaged cars
"I hate city guards"
"How's my DM'ing? Please call 1-800-RAT-BASTARD"
Maggan
Writer for CY_BORG, Forbidden Lands and Dragonbane
One which isn't mine, so maybe it's not elegible for the competition:
"I attack the darkness!"
or
"I cast magic missile!"
Might even do a variant on the web ad discussed in another thread:
"<pic of beer bottle> Bring on the healing potion"
/M
"I attack the darkness!"
or
"I cast magic missile!"
Might even do a variant on the web ad discussed in another thread:
"<pic of beer bottle> Bring on the healing potion"
/M
Remathilis
Legend
http://www.jinx.com/scripts/stickers.asp?affID=-1
Plenty of good ones there, lots of other pop-culture and gamer stuff too.
Plenty of good ones there, lots of other pop-culture and gamer stuff too.
howandwhy99
Adventurer
"Dice on Board"
"I <heart> Zuggtmoy"
"3d6 in order"
"D20 Rules"
"I paint my own minis"
"Save Or Die!"
"I <heart> Dungeons&Dragons"
also: "I <heart> D&D"
"I rolled six 18s, honest"
"The geek shall inherit the earth"
"+1 bastard"
"Greyhawk Lives"
"Natural 20 means I win"
"The kobold ate your baby"
"Keep on the Borderlands"
"I'd rather be gaming"
also: "I'd rather be playing D&D"
"Follow Me. I'm going to White Plume Mountain"
"Giants, Drow, now this?"
"Enlightenment can penetrate even the helm of iron -St. Cuthbert"
There has to be dozens of other common D&D phrases out there.
"I <heart> Zuggtmoy"
"3d6 in order"
"D20 Rules"
"I paint my own minis"
"Save Or Die!"
"I <heart> Dungeons&Dragons"
also: "I <heart> D&D"
"I rolled six 18s, honest"
"The geek shall inherit the earth"
"+1 bastard"
"Greyhawk Lives"
"Natural 20 means I win"
"The kobold ate your baby"
"Keep on the Borderlands"
"I'd rather be gaming"
also: "I'd rather be playing D&D"
"Follow Me. I'm going to White Plume Mountain"
"Giants, Drow, now this?"
"Enlightenment can penetrate even the helm of iron -St. Cuthbert"
There has to be dozens of other common D&D phrases out there.
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