Would a squirrel reference make you more likely to buy a new product?

Umbran · Jun 1, 2005

No, because squirrels are not geeky enough. Make it a wombat, and maybe I'll be interested.

HiLiphNY · Jun 1, 2005

Cryil Rawks!

Jupp · Jun 1, 2005

Squirrels are hunted down in the woods by the party while the DM handwaves the rolls for hit and damage. Then they are skinned, roasted and eaten. I dont think I need stats for that

Dude, obviously your DM has never introduced you to a half-dragon dire squirrel. Nothing cute about it.

Nope, and for the sake of our DMs health I hope he never does :uhoh:

Desdichado · Jun 1, 2005

d00d, I'd totally be more likely to buy the Compleat Book of Squirrels. Anyone with the balls to do a squirrel themed product deserves a second look.

Of course, just being more likely to buy such a product doesn't mean I'd be very likely to buy it...

Jupp · Jun 1, 2005

The current poll result really does look scary. I mean.....oh well, never mind.

Sammael · Jun 1, 2005

My friend once played a RIFTS dragon (I do not remember what kind) with the ability to polymorph at will and with unlimited duration. He spent a lot of his time in squirrel form, looking innocuous... until the time when he jumped on top of a Coalition tank and tore the turret off with his teeth.

Squirrels aren't cute. They are vicious.

JimAde · Jun 1, 2005

Fear the Thorn Squirrel!

You know, it's amazing how many times I get to use this critter on these boards. Maybe I'll add it to my sig.

Aust Diamondew · Jun 1, 2005

No one thing (even the presnece of a fun forest critter) can convince me to buy a product. And since I'm pretty neutral towards squirrels it wouldn't move me in the direction of buying it either.