Would you Kill Mordenkainen?
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The Desert Eagle .50 is an absolute blast to shoot. At least for a few minutes, before you're looking around thinking "Owwie!! Where did that .22 go?"
It's fun to blow up a gallon water jug with one too.
*quote* Kae Yoss just gave me disturbing images of Drizzt mowing down Elminster with a mini-gun and an evil grin... */quote*
The moment you mentioned this, I got that picture too. The pointy hat got obliterated.
Edit: Edited because my original quoting did weird things...(stupid html code)
It's fun to blow up a gallon water jug with one too.
*quote* Kae Yoss just gave me disturbing images of Drizzt mowing down Elminster with a mini-gun and an evil grin... */quote*
The moment you mentioned this, I got that picture too. The pointy hat got obliterated.
Edit: Edited because my original quoting did weird things...(stupid html code)
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Kae'Yoss
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I pondered on that matter, and I think, someone should kill Mordenkainen. He's a real rat bastard: first, he breaks your magic castle with his dusjunction spell, and then he demands outrageous prices to cast magnificent mansion for you -> once per day. He gets you coming and going
Angcuru
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Mordenkaiden....it depends.
Is he stopping me from doing something crucial to the survival of myself or loved ones? If so, yes.
Is he just there twiddling his thumbs? If so, no.
Has he gone evil in any way shape or form? If so, yes. People that powerful go down FAST when they turn to the darkness.
But then again, Mordenkaiden does not exist in Faerun, or even Abeir-Toril, so it's irellevant.
However, I can tell you a story of how Drizz't Do'urden royally screwed with my character in a way that you'll have to read my story hour to find out...once I get to writing that part.
End result: Really dead Drizz't.
As for Elminster...*looks up stats in the ELH*...if my character had reason to take him down, he could do it easily. And his ward of "You can't kill me because I'm Elminster! The pet NPC of some guy who was involved in writing up the FR! NYAAA!" would NOT work....at all.
Is he stopping me from doing something crucial to the survival of myself or loved ones? If so, yes.
Is he just there twiddling his thumbs? If so, no.
Has he gone evil in any way shape or form? If so, yes. People that powerful go down FAST when they turn to the darkness.
But then again, Mordenkaiden does not exist in Faerun, or even Abeir-Toril, so it's irellevant.
However, I can tell you a story of how Drizz't Do'urden royally screwed with my character in a way that you'll have to read my story hour to find out...once I get to writing that part.
End result: Really dead Drizz't.As for Elminster...*looks up stats in the ELH*...if my character had reason to take him down, he could do it easily. And his ward of "You can't kill me because I'm Elminster! The pet NPC of some guy who was involved in writing up the FR! NYAAA!" would NOT work....at all.
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Mordenkienan on a stick, thems good eaten!
Why yes Bob I would, I would cut of his head with my knife.
It is dull.
Then I would hook him up to my VW bug, and drag him around the south side of Chicago leaving him to be eaten by rabid dogs and rats in the streets.
As far as what modern arms to use screw the nine!
Brace of tac nukes, there is no substitute!
For Elminster, we stuff him full candy and hang him from a tree and beat him like a pinata!
And dont even get me started on that drow pansy Drips DooDoo head.
Why yes Bob I would, I would cut of his head with my knife.
It is dull.
Then I would hook him up to my VW bug, and drag him around the south side of Chicago leaving him to be eaten by rabid dogs and rats in the streets.
As far as what modern arms to use screw the nine!
Brace of tac nukes, there is no substitute!
For Elminster, we stuff him full candy and hang him from a tree and beat him like a pinata!
And dont even get me started on that drow pansy Drips DooDoo head.
The Blue Elf
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I think you should make your own poll on Elminster if he should be killed if you guys wanted to.
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