[Wulf's BARAKUS FOLLIES] LOST CITY OF BARAKUS TPK...?

[Wulf Ratbane]

If the sorc doesn't get his invisibility off, he's probably done.

The sorcerer is a gnome (move 20) and the apes have scent. Invisibility will delay things, but may not be her salvation, even if she does get it cast.

 

[Desdichado]

I love hearing about your campaign.

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

I love hearing about your campaign.

I pretty much just post the horror stories here, huh?

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

new monster Feat

Cooperative Rend
When you and an ally are flanking an opponent, and you each hit with a claw attack, you may....

Oh, nevermind. Even I can't stoop to such low rat bastardry.

 

[Desdichado]

Even I can't stoop to such low rat bastardry.

"Wulf Ratbane, for all that he’s a bastard, and a murderer, and a capitalist, and an exploiter, he’s also a visionary who understands what it is to be a human intervening in the world. "

 

[Old One]

The rogue does pretty good-- whacks his ape down to 8 hit points-- before it rends him down to -9. (He stabilizes, and in a moment of mercy, I decide that the summoned ape won't go Samsonite on him.)

Hah! Soda-through-the-nose on that one...Samsonite...hehe.

Even with Spring Attack, the fighter may be stewed unless he is using a reach weapon. The DAs have a 10' reach. Assuming the sorcerer is lucky enough to go invisible - leaving the fighter alone with the DAs - 10' reach covers a lot of ground. If they both charge and one gets a rend attack and/or they flank and effectively "cover" the fighter with reach, he is toast.

The only thing the cleric and the paladin will be cleaning up is a stain on the floor !

~ OO

 

[Mystery Man]

The rogue does pretty good-- whacks his ape down to 8 hit points-- before it rends him down to -9. (He stabilizes, and in a moment of mercy, I decide that the summoned ape won't go Samsonite on him.)

My sides hurt laughing at that image. I loudly (and embarrasingly) snortlaughed.

Ah thanks, I needed that.

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

"Wulf Ratbane, for all that he’s a bastard, and a murderer, and a capitalist, and an exploiter, he’s also a visionary who understands what it is to be a human intervening in the world. "

I should set up a little stand and hawk Action Points for a buck each.

Hah! Snort! Samsonite...hehe.

I think some of us are showing our age.

Well. If it were a real ape and not a "summoned as part of a trap" ape, I doubt I could have rationalized anything other than a horrible mauling.

 

[Old One]

Well. If it were a real ape and not a "summoned as part of a trap" ape, I doubt I could have rationalized anything other than a horrible mauling.

My rationalization is that most animals will leave you alone if you play dead...provided they aren't planning on eating you, that is...and I imagine the rogue is doing a fine job of playing dead! Of course, apes are omnivorous ...

~ OO

 

[Desdichado]

I think some of us are showing our age.

And suddenly the joke clicks. Anyone know where you can find an online copy of that old commercial?