Wulf's Collected Story Hour -- FINAL UPDATE 12/25

[Wulf Ratbane]

It is amazing what you forget when you are not a full time spellcaster and you are thrown off your game by the loss of your favorite weapon.

Oh, Doc, if only it were so.

Attacks of Opportunity still haven't sunk in. I mean, it's only been, what, 2 years? The only difference between this session and a typical session, is that dinkeldog didn't let him "take it back" and do something unstupid.

Well, Karak DID save your life earlier on, so I guess this makes you quits now?

He did? I don't recall. He did save Taranak that one time, though. His life, my axe, fair trade for sure.

Wulf

 

[Plane Sailing]

He did? I don't recall. He did save Taranak that one time, though. His life, my axe, fair trade for sure.

Wulf

I'm too lazy at the moment to go back through the storyhour to look it up, but didn't he teleport you to safety from those confusing creatures that appeared when you were flying through Archeron?

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

Well, yes, he did, but I hardly count sounding the general retreat as "saving my life."

If I owed the paladin a life debt every time he voted to turn tail and run, I'd never get any real work done.


Wulf

 

[KidCthulhu]

Re: LORD OF THE IRON FORTRESS-- Part VII

Wulf cursed. Vicious small-boy-on-small-boy action was one thing, but wasting precious time breathing lightning on outsiders was quite another.

ROTFLAO! I have it on very good authority that Eric's Grandma loves small-boy-on-small-boy action.

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

Get your mind out of the gutter. Of course I meant "action" in the "action movie" sense of the word...

 

[Gumby]

I think those small boys need a proper spanking, as they've been very naughty.

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

I think those small boys need a proper spanking, as they've been very naughty.

Couple more updates, serious spanking all round.

 

[Malin Genie]

Small-boy-on-small-boy action.

Only in Wulf's Story Hour.

Proudly brought to you by Eric's Grandma's Line, along the edge of which this Story Hour carefully walks.

^_^

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

[sigh]

I don't suppose it would help matters any if I described it as two-fisted action?


Wulf

 

[Nail]

[sigh]

I don't suppose it would help matters any if I described it as two-fisted action?

Ouch. At least it's only fists......