XKCD: Could we survive eating only humans?

[trappedslider]

Quinn's got some explaining to do,also that's a little bit longer than i thought we would last.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Quinn's got some explaining to do,also that's a little bit longer than i thought we would last.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Also:
TAINTED BOB

Right now I wish that I could run away
I want to get away
From the pain you drive into the heart of me
The hate we share seems to go nowhere
And I've lost my light
For I walked and turned alone in the night

Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I can't run from you
It's Tainted Bob you're nibblin'
I gave you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all

Oh, Tainted Bob....

Now I wish that I could run away
I've got to get away
You don't really want any more from me
To make things right, someone needs you in their gunsight
'Cause you think life is to prey
But I'm sorry I don't prey that way

Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'd run from you
This Tainted Bob you're nibblin'
I gave you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all

Oh, Tainted Bob, Tainted Bob

Don't touch me please
You ate my leg below the knee
I hate you 'cause you hurt me so
I cannot pack my things and go (things and go....)

Tainted Bob (Tainted Bob...)

Run away (run away....)

I need someone (I need someone....)

Tainted Bob, Tainted Bob

Tainted Bob, Tainted Bob

Eat me Gareth, Tainted Bob

Eat me Gareth, Tainted Bob

Tainted Bob, Tainted Bob

Tainted Bob, Tainted Bob

 

[Gradine]

 

[briggart]

mmm, I think I read somewhere that about 25-30% of the human population posses genes giving resistance to prion diseases.

which tells a story.

that I'm pretty sure I don't want to know.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

As an ethical cannibal, I prefer to eat hufu.

It's a plant-based human meat substitute.

 

[trappedslider]

As an ethical cannibal, I prefer to eat hufu.

It's a plant-based human meat substitute.

I prefer Soylent Green, but i hear the taste varies from person to person

 

[TwoSix]

As an ethical cannibal, I prefer to eat hufu.

It's a plant-based human meat substitute.

My wife did describe me as the human equivalent of a Beyond burger.

Maybe that wasn't the compliment I thought it was.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

I prefer Soylent Green, but i hear the taste varies from person to person

A mind is a terrible thing to taste.
-Sage advice from my sixth grade teacher, Armie Hammer.

 

[Vael]