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[HolyMan]

Darn my AP can't have any of that as I am setting it in the desert.

Wait a second maybe a landshark (not a bulette) I would love to describe that big yellowish fin slicing through the sand towards the group.

Yes!! I got it.

The caravan continues to trudge through the barren desert. You long ago stop trying to keep the sand out of your boots and just keep putting one foot in front of the other, when suddenly a guardsman yells...

"Sand-Shark!!" and points towards a large yellow fin as it leaves a furrow in the ground and heads straight at all of you.

HM

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

At 826XP, Piratecat is still an EoF&F.


Yeah, I said it.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Darn my AP can't have any of that as I am setting it in the desert.

Wait a second maybe a landshark (not a bulette) I would love to describe that big yellowish fin slicing through the sand towards the group.

Yes!! I got it.

The caravan continues to trudge through the barren desert. You long ago stop trying to keep the sand out of your boots and just keep putting one foot in front of the other, when suddenly a guardsman yells...

"Sand-Shark!!" and points towards a large yellow fin as it leaves a furrow in the ground and heads straight at all of you.

HM

What about the aerial scourge of the desert...the venomous, statue-crapping Scorpigeon?

 

[TarionzCousin]

Uh... "Candy-Gram!"

 

[HolyMan]

Wait is the shark delivery candy or is the guy suppose to be candy? I'm confused.

Thanks for the XP Camelot if you get some stats together for a Sand Shark let me know.

HM

 

[Camelot]

Wait is the shark delivery candy or is the guy suppose to be candy? I'm confused.

Thanks for the XP Camelot if you get some stats together for a Sand Shark let me know.

HM

I was actually just looking through the Dark Sun Creature Catalog yesterday when I found that they beat us to it. On pages 124-125, they suggest taking regular D&D monsters and converting them to be Dark Sun compatible. Their first example is taking the shark from MM2 and making it burrow instead of swim, and good against non-burrowing creatures instead of non-swimming creatures. Otherwise it's the same as the MM2 shark. But still a literal land shark.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

For those doing the math, at 831XP, Piratecat is still an EoF&F.

 

[TarionzCousin]

For those doing the math, at 831XP, Piratecat is still an EoF&F.

832 = Sharktopus!

So I guess it's time for a new icon. Hmmm...

 

[renau1g]

Hmmmm....maybe they can remake a certain Bond Film...Sharktopussy...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

With absolutely no apologies to Prince:

I just can't believe all the things people say -- Sharktopussy
Am I cephalopod? Or a fish today? -- Sharktopussy
Do I believe in god? do I believe in me? -- Sharktopussy
Sharktopussy Sharktopussy
I can't understand human curiosity -- Sharktopussy
Can I feed on you? was I what you wanted me to be? -- Sharktopussy
I ate your thigh- did your daddy cry? -- Sharktopussy
Sharktopussy Sharktopussy