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[YB] I'm not an elf! I like gold! Let's Fight! (Challenge)

Creamsteak

Explorer
Fonkin Folkor
Copper Sash 1
Record: 1-1
Yen: 1
Possessions: None
Powers: Profiteer, Arena Fighter, Bribe Judges, Sig Style (Mantis)

I'm a Gnome, not an Elf.
I like gold.

Tiers 1: I will pay you 1 yen to fight me!
Tiers 2: Let's Fight!
Tiers 3: Pay me 1 yen to fight!
Tiers 4: Pay me 3 yen to fight!
Tiers 5: Pay me 6 yen to fight!
Tiers 6: Pay me 10 yen to fight!
Tiers 7: Pay me 15 yen to fight!

I find your neighbor to be ape-like, your tower to be unnecessary, and your mojo to be amateurish.

Fonkin Folkor does not fight Style.
 
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MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the pillar east of the Hunting Grounds on the evening of the northstar.

Insults Please Rathan.
 


"By this insult I mean nothing by it... it's just a formality you know...."


I find your groundskeeper to be slovenly, your mountain to be junk-like, and your karma to be the result of centuries of inbreeding.
 
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Fonkin
<MechaMeowth> 1: The hammer swims from the dungeon; averts the rolling of the cave!
<MechaMeowth> 2: The fist bashes the ruins; leaps over the gaze of the grave!
<MechaMeowth> 3: The kama tracks near the temple; redirects the kick of the abomination!
<MechaMeowth> 4: The grasshopper scourges the hells; removes the punch of the flower!
<MechaMeowth> 5: The dragon moves within the plain; wards off the kick of the crevice!

Rathan
<MechaMeowth> 1: The turtle parts the tower; guards against the quickening of the storm!
<MechaMeowth> 2: The fang stands through the ricefield; removes the rising of the holy ground!
<MechaMeowth> 3: The east wind fiercely blasts the ricefield; grasps the efforts of the ledge!
<MechaMeowth> 4: The wolf becomes one with the badlands; guards against the gaze of the canine!
<MechaMeowth> 5: The willow tumbles close to the village; fends off the slash of the ice!
 


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