Teflon Billy said:1) Star Frontiers hardcover for D20 Future
2) Advertise in comics, Sci-Fi monthlies and on appropriate TV
3) Celebrity Spokesman: William Shatner
4) Challenge Andy Collins to an arm wrestling match to double or half his wage (he looks semi-buff)
5) Bring back the Castle at Gen Con
6) Rehire Gygax in some capacity, possibly "Loud Mouthed Sidekick" or "Hatchet Man" oif he didn't feel like doing design work
7) Ride around WotC Headquarters on a pony
8) Build WotC headquarters as a giant, undersea bubble-city
9) Spike the water-cooler with LSD
10) Insist that all employees were business suits made of chainmail (Except for Gygax and Shatner; Gygax can wear whatever he wants, Shatner must wear his "James T. Kirk" getup from the original Star Trek (or alternately his LCPD Outift from T.J. Hooker)
Most of these ideas are twisted and sick. I love them.
