You D&D people are going to hell!

[Oryan77]

I have stumbled upon your OD&D website here and I felt the need to talk you out of your satanic ways.

Pretending to be fiendish monsters is devil worship! How can you pretend to be witches and cast your imaginary spells and think that the lord will welcome you into heaven?

It's only a matter of time before you begin killing in real life as you do in your fantasy game. Haven't you learned anything from Tom Hanks?

As Mr. Chick eloquently said, "For all that do these things are an abomination unto the Lord". Please, for the sake of your future, admit that you are a sinner and repent. If you do not turn from your sins now, you will not succeed as adults and Satan will win victory over your soul.

Look at the young boys in the movie E.T.! It begins with them playing this same devil worshiping pastime and immediately thereafter, they were invaded by aliens! And I can assure you, because of the ritual they participated in, none of their acting careers will last into the future except for the only child that didn't participate...the young blond headed girl!

Please listen to what I say. Your Dungeons & Dragons game will not last, so why continue to engulf yourself in this unpopular game of trickery?

 

[Hairfoot]

Man, I'm writing from hell. This place is overflowing with roleplayers and, strangely, Starbucks staff.

 

[Nifft]

I'm only going to Hell for the XP.

See you in a month (and 24 levels).

Ciao, -- N

 

[WhatGravitas]

Man, I'm writing from hell. This place is overflowing with roleplayers and, strangely, Starbucks staff.

Are you hearing these sounds in the background? Otherwise, you're not in hell, but rather in the Limbo.

Cheers, LT.

 

[Aeolius]

To be fair, my summer home in in Hades, not Hell.

 

[Oryan77]

Are you hearing these sounds in the background? Otherwise, you're not in hell, but rather in the Limbo.

Cheers, LT.

Ah crap, I've been Rick Rolled again! That's 3 times in 1 week!

 

[Relique du Madde]

You sir are misinformed. I play a scantily clad red headed firery wench of a priestess. It is her job to hunt down demons and monsters and convert the unbelievers to her faith by force. It is her goal that when she reaches the 9th level she will have killed hundreds of people/monsters so she could afford to buy a grand temple where she could hold orgies once every full moon.

Eventually, when she plans on being powerful enough to challenge a god and kill it so she could take the god's stuff.

 

[DrunkonDuty]

Maybe I'm getting nostalgic in my middle age, but I miss rants like this.

Ah, back in the old days you could feel you were doing something bad and edgy. Now every man and his dog seems to spend more tmie in fantasy worlds than the real one. It's getting crowded in here I tells ya.

thanks for the memories, Oryan.

 

[Mark]

You D&D people are going to hell!

All of us?!



I'd better book ahead.

 

[HeavenShallBurn]

I'm already here and I've got yr table