You dweebs are in trouble now!

[LightPhoenix]

What is it with this guy?

Is he omnipresent or something?

Actually, he justs sits at his computer and repeatedly searches for his name...

 

[Henry]

Now that the famed PirateCat is waylayed by other opportunities I am fully prepared to board his weak vessel and take control! Soon I will rule the ENWorld, despite that pesky cat and his British and librarian lackeys!

***Henry snickers in Muttley-like fashion as he pulls the lever to the trapdoor under Ninjadog's feet...***

 

[NinjaDog]

The new rules shall be as such:

Nothing that would offend my Grandmother. No worries here, she is a real b***h.

You surly currs will soon know the wrath of my dominion.

 

[Piratecat]

Actually, he justs sits at his computer and repeatedly searches for his name...

 

[Harlock]

So, um, NinjaDog, before I decide to support you in your efforts to usurp admin status from p-kitty I was wondering what your platform is. You know, what are you for? What are you about? What's your campaign slogan?

"A Custom Title on Every account"
"Cats are teh suck!!!1"
"I desire ultimate power"?

I saw these in your sig: "All hail "NinjaDog"' and "Rightful admin. of the boards!" but I was just wondering, "what have you done for me lately?"

Piratecat wrote a module I like. Also, I was curious as to how you were going to whack him. Cement shoes, four of them I suppose... or simply chopping his head off with guitar wailing in the background? Anyway, best of luck to you.

 

[Dungannon]

Also, I was curious as to how you were going to whack him. Cement shoes, four of them I suppose...

Actually, he'd only need three of 'em.

 

[NinjaDog]

It is not like i am looking for help from people who cannot count Mr. Harlock!

Four cement shoes indeed. Obviously only thre would be required.










Unless you were thinking on for the head or tail. Then i like your style, and we should talk.

 

[LightPhoenix]

Why PC, are you trying to imply you're a vampire?

 

[jdavis]

Look everybody knows that Dogs don't make good Ninjas (no retractable claws, they click like the dickens) and everybody knows that the cat is wiley and could posibly be omnipotent, I just don't like your chances (and I've got deep fried potatoes for brains). My advice would be to start small and get a foothold, try taking over someplace small like the Computer/Software forum or Plots and Places, I still don't give you much of a chance but at least you might not get crushed right off. Then again posting your intentions in Meta might not of been the most "ninja" thing to do as you are just announcing yourself to the 20 or so people who hang out here.

 

[Welverin]

"A Custom Title on Every account"

Serious question: Why were these restricted in the first place?

Piratecat wrote a module I like. Also, I was curious as to how you were going to whack him. Cement shoes, four of them I suppose... or simply chopping his head off with guitar wailing in the background? Anyway, best of luck to you.

You forgot the most important thing: his story hour.

Oh and I'm all for backing NinjaDog, but Tom's ardent support has me rather suspicious of the whole thing. Never trust a Rangers fan I always say.