You know you need a new group when...

[Xarlen]

16) This is the second time that your half dragon paladin/monk/hospitaler has been killed by the Drow Ranger/Rogue/Sorceror/Assasin in the party

 

[Nightfall]

Dude, that stinks. Well, if you ever want to make the commute to Columbus, I'll open up a place at the gaming table for you.

I'm considering it...But so far lack of transportation is an issue.

 

[Wicht]

17. Your DM thinks it helps role-playing if he literally wounds you every time your character gets hit in a fight. He keeps several sharp weapons at hand for the purpose.

 

[Xarlen]

18) Your DM is a Chick fan.

 

[Wicht]

18) Your DM is a Chick fan.

What, you mean he likes women? Or the Dixie Chicks in paricular?

 

[jollyninja]

or jack chick?

19. your dm says "you walk into a tavern" and the entire contrived plot springs into your mind like a road map.

 

[Tiefling]

Well, this isn't all that imaginative, but...

20. You hate thier guts and they hate yours.

 

[Crothian]

Well, this isn't all that imaginative, but...

20. You hate thier guts and they hate yours.

But brutally honest

 

[Wicht]

21. Your DM announces he is renouncing the violence inherent in the system and you will all be role playing care bears from now on.

 

[drquestion]

22. Every single encounter, even with lone kobolds or 1st level commoners, results in a TPK.

23. Every encounter with helpful NPCs ends with the NPC dead and their body looted. Ditto for semi and non-helpful NPCS.

originally posted by Nightfall:
It's along one, but basically the gist of it is in 13. I wrote pre-gen characters to help get our group to actually play. I also submitted since I wrote them, we should run Scarred Lands. There was no problem at the time, but when I brought the character sheets there, NO ONE wanted to play.

Well, at least you've got one group playing in the Scarred Lands now.