You know you've been getting into 4e D&D too much when...

hailstop

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...you see the following sentence:

"At around six months, your baby will develop lots of new abilities that can affect her sleep."

and the first thing you think is...

"Ooooo, my baby gets a Paragon path?"
 

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hailstop said:
...you see the following sentence:

"At around six months, your baby will develop lots of new abilities that can affect her sleep."

and the first thing you think is...

"Ooooo, my baby gets a Paragon path?"
I think you actually win at life.
 

...you tell your wife that you already used your "do the dishes" daily utility power

...you call rebuilding your computer "enchanting" and replaced components "residuum"

...you quit your work just after you started it, because "shift" is only a "move action"

...your neighbor Will is angry, because you try various "powers" against him

...you are run down by a car and your leg is broken so you decide take an extended rest. And ... it heals you completly.
 

.... The only way to pay attention at work is to imagine it as a Skill Challenge

.... Your first thought after jogging is I just lost a healing surge.

..... You continue to walk around while on fire because making a save doesn't require an action.
 


...you walk faster when you move diagonally.

...you stop taking your insulin shots, out of fear that treating your disease will kill you for no reason.

...you watch the Lord of the Rings films again, to re-imagine "how it works under the new system."
 


hailstop said:
...you see the following sentence:

"At around six months, your baby will develop lots of new abilities that can affect her sleep."

and the first thing you think is...

"Ooooo, my baby gets a Paragon path?"

Wow, your baby is already level 11? DANG!

Or wait, hrm, I think I might have read this wrong. :)
 


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