Your Best pick up line?

[warlord]

Being a teen I constantly hear other guys trying to get girls with really crappy pick up lines. So I want to know everyones's best line to prove you can still have ones that don't make you sound like an idiot.

 

[Crothian]

I go with something radical....I talk to them.....

 

[Darrin Drader]

Heya babe, how do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?

 

[BigFreekinGoblinoid]

"Hi, Are you into older, balding, overweight married guys?"

 

[Vorith]

"I may not be the best looking dude here, but I'm the only one talking to you."


or...


"Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!"

 

[Teflon Billy]

"I wish I could find a girl willing to love me even though I am wealthy."

 

[Felix]

I like your dress; it would look great on the floor beside my bed.

 

[Turanil]

"Hey baby, let me tell ye som'thing: my fighter is 37th level with a charisma of 23 and a vorpal sword. Last time I met a Balrog, I killed it in two rounds."

 

[warlord]

I was looking for good ones, you can't say those really worked for you.

 

[Hand of Evil]

Hello...

but other lines over the years...


When I was a teenager during the wild times of disco...Do you want to bump pee holes?

When I was in my mid-twenties in the early eighties...What six inches long and drives women crazy, a hundred dollar bill!

In my thirties during those strange ninties...Care to line dance?