Your Best pick up line?

[NiTessine]

"You wanna join my D&D campaign?" did work for a friend of mine. It never did get off the ground, though.

 

[Arbiter of Wyrms]

"I was trying to think of a great line to make you inetested in me...but all I could think of was hello, My name is Inego Mantioa, you killed my father, Prepare to die...."

LOL. Literally. And at length.

Thank you.

 

[Rel]

This one has worked on friends of mine.

"I was trying to think of a great line to make you inetested in me...but all I could think of was hello, My name is Inego Mantioa, you killed my father, Prepare to die...."

This, with correct woman of course, can spawn a conversation about true love...

If you're really looking for a single line, I'd suggest as an alternative:

"You don't by chance have six fingers on your right hand do you?"

If she gets the reference then she'll probably be charmed and you'll at least manage to start a conversation. If not, then just walk away. My experience has been that women who haven't seen "The Princess Bride" are not worth dating anyway.* YMMV.


*I'm semi-serious about this. I went on a date with a stunningly beautiful girl in high school one time and we went to see this movie first run in the theatre. Afterwards she said, "Ugh. That was stupid." I stood there stunned and inwardly told myself that if she didn't throw me on the floor and make passionate love to me at the end of the date then I wasn't going to ask her out ever again (One must keep one's priorities straight after all).

She didn't. I didn't.

 

[Stone Angel]

Well I really despise the use of lines other than "Hey whats up my name is Joe and yours?"

But on the other hand I did go to a college where a bar sold 10 cent 32oz beers so I have had my moments to shine now keep in mind that on most of these I had known the girls for a while. A few that I managed to write down in my drunk journal or was told about but never remebered were.

"Do I know you?....Yeah yeah we met here a few weeks ago we were dancing and making out. Wanna dance" This one actually worked.

"You know you look pretty good in the dark." So did this one but only after a lot of apologies and telling her it was a joke.

"Hey I have a terminal illness you should be nice to me" Did not work

"Nice shoes...." mixed results

This one says something about poetry that I think I stole from the movie "IT" the part about winter fire, and this got a really ugly girl to stalk me for a while.

"Lets shoot some pool so I can look down your shirt" Have no idea how that one turned out.

"Hey it's my birthday can I get a birthday kiss" works almost everytime

"I've never been kissed on New Years...." sympathy chicks can't get enough of it this one has a ratio of about half

"It's St. Patty's day can I have a kiss" this one not so much.


Now that I have read this thing(journal) and my post I sound like a total whore, but college nothing like it.


The Seraph of Earth and Stone

 

[Mercule]

Hmm... After ten years years of marriage, I can't remember what I used while dating. Pretty sure it involved various alchohols.

Anymore, I rely on honesty:
-- I'm feeling randy.
-- I think we should be nekkid and in bed.
-- I'm going to seduce you now.

Sometimes they work. Sometimes they don't. *shrug*

When I was a teenager during the wild times of disco...Do you want to bump pee holes?

Please tell me that this never got you more that a slap. Please?

 

[Bobitron]

I'm sure some of these AWFUL but amusing ones have been mentioned, but here goes.

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say...
"I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

 

[Three_Haligonians]

I don't use pick up lines, myself. However, while I was in University I was at a bar where a fairly old man stopped me leaving and said "I don't want you to think I'm trying to use a pick up line or anything but you are an amazing dancer".

A) I have the rhythm of a rock
B) That was the worst pick up line ever

Can't say that I or any of my female friends have ever found a pick up line anything but repulsive....but that Princess Bride one may be the exception to the rule. INCONCEIVABLE!

T from Three Haligonians

 

[IamTheTest]

I hate to say this. I used this line once when I was in a bad mode and it worked. "Why don't you give me your number before I don't want it anymore?" Apparently the conceited girls dig guys with questionable social skills.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Two words: Hey beautiful. The women normally blush at that point.

 

[The Shaman]

Hmm... After ten years years of marriage, I can't remember what I used while dating. Pretty sure it involved various alchohols.

Anymore, I rely on honesty:
-- I'm feeling randy.
-- I think we should be nekkid and in bed.
-- I'm going to seduce you now.

Sometimes they work. Sometimes they don't. *shrug*

I can so relate to this!

Back in my misspent youth BD (Before Domesticity), I used a couple of lines that were both improvised, spur-of-the-moment, in-context things.

The first was at a Halloween party - I was the Red Baron. An angel walked up to me and asked if I would take her for a ride in my plane. My reply was, "Sure! It's a one-seater, so you'll have to sit in my lap, but I'll let you work the stick." She said that was the best line she'd ever heard.

I think she left with the Krishna, and I spent the night with the vampire.

The other was while helping to build a float for a parade - I was assembling a human figure out of chicken wire, and I was working on the lower torso. I turned to a girl walking by and said, "Does my groin look right to you?"

We dated for about three years.