When I first read thetitle I thought to my self "Do you want to know our real life choices? (If we had one)"
So I'll add mine Battle axe or Big Club. Nothin feels more comfortable than a having that weight in your hand. I've handled tons of real world weapons. (Had a bad habit of taking six months of different martial arts, fencing etc. Just means now I suck at all of them)
I'd have to say I like the big critters--erm, criticalers, that is. I usually either use a Falchion or Scythe. The grim reaper thing is just cool. If I play a scythe guy, he also has a black cloak with a long hood.