Your fantasy job?


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I'd be a writer. The third book in my award-winning series would be coming out in bookstores for Xmas, to coincide with the movie adaptation of the first. And I would celebrate by setting the first stone of the building to house "the first RPG Haven", my soon-to-be world-spanning RPG association.

But the "so disgustingly rich you usually walk in a store and buy the premises not to waste time standing in line to pay" isn't bad, either.

No, seriously, Writer, or Actor. Or both. (Oh, "both" as in " I write AND I act", not as in "I pretend I'm a writer :lol: )
 



Funny fantasy:
some british guy said:
I wanted to be... a... a LUMBERJACK!!
Leaping from tree to tree ss they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! With my best girl by my side! The Larch! The Pine! The Giant Redwood tree! The Sequoia! The Little Whopping Rule Tree! We'd sing! Sing! Sing!

Crazy fantasy:
I want to be a movie mogul. I'll give writers their due and film well-written movies instead of the crap we are mostly served. Kind of like "Pixar" for live-action. I'll also hire Julia Roberts and then fire her again, just because I can and she sucks. Plus, I'll give good roles to actors that I like, no matter their gender or ethinicity or suck-up qualities. And I'll employ brave directors instead of Paul WS Anderson and Uwe Boll.

Real Life fantasy (my goal in life, so to speak):
I'm a prolific and critically acclaimed writer. My first series was a smash success, and has just been actioned off to Hollywood to make a barely recognizable movie off. I am living comfortably, but not really rich, in a small wodden house in Canada. And I've got groupies. :)
 


Something creative. Or lazy. Or both. I'd like to be a media mogul, starting with a line of edgy sci-fi novels, branching into movies and gaming (all types), and maybe see if geek wisdom on why Hollywood sucks is true. It's probably not lazy, but it's creative and I get to tell people what to do with expressive hand gestures, which is always good.

Or a well-paid tester for video games and the like. That sounds almost too good.

Or the kindly despot of a new world order, perhaps the central node of a hive-mind created by machine telepathy. That would be cool.
 


Im a stay at home dad in the upper middle class. I cook, I clean, I am a role model for any kid who needs one. Im smart enough to help with any homework assignment through the second year of college and my wife loves me. Im a generally good person and a valuable member of society. I am the ultimate nice guy.
 

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