Something creative. Or lazy. Or both. I'd like to be a media mogul, starting with a line of edgy sci-fi novels, branching into movies and gaming (all types), and maybe see if geek wisdom on why Hollywood sucks is true. It's probably not lazy, but it's creative and I get to tell people what to do with expressive hand gestures, which is always good.
Or a well-paid tester for video games and the like. That sounds almost too good.
Or the kindly despot of a new world order, perhaps the central node of a hive-mind created by machine telepathy. That would be cool.