GM's notes: Woo, another write up from Richard. He is still misspelling Xambria and Toble and chinese-whispering everything
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Adventure #3 - Digging for Lies
"Madhouse"
The party returned to Flint without Zambria, who had gone missing after a particularly unpleasant incident in the hold of the ship which involved the removal of the brains of her erstwhile companions. Suspecting trouble, the party set a guard at the Flint Museum in anticipation of the Planer Beast/Zambria trying to get at the Ziggurat artifacts on display there. They weren't disappointed. The Zambria Creature crashed into the museum through a skylight and after a frenzied battle it was captured. It appeared that Zambria was possessed by a Planer creature named Slihen and was barely able to keep him under control. The party returned her to RHC HQ and locked her up in the most secure cell they had.
They may as well have confined her in a paper bag.
Just when things were returning to normal the RHC HQ found itself under attack from within. Slihen relinquished his control of Zambria and triggered a reality warping spell that turned RHC HQ into a maze of see through walls, constantly shifting between solid stone and transparent nothingness. Slihen turned incorporeal and floated up through the ceiling of the holding cells in the basement, on his way it appeared to the office of RHC big cheese Lady Saxby. At the same time, strange beasts flooded into the building, along with some shadowy, clawed creatures that the party had encountered before at the abandoned chapel in the Cloudwood.
Samuel used the Nem stone to turn incorporeal himself and pursue Slihen, but found himself face to face with a hideous floating eye, surrounded by whip-like tentacles and exhibiting a particularly aggressive attitude. He caught a glimpse of Slihen engaged in conversation with Saxby through the shifting walls just before the eye monster attacked him. Calling upon deep reserves of Ki, the Monk focused his attack as tradition dictated on the squishiest and most vulnerable parts of his opponent. In the case of a huge floating eye this was unsurprisingly its optical sensory organ. His flurry of blows would have had it reaching for the Optrex if there had been any available.
The others had fought their way out of the basement and made it upstairs. Inspector Delft was cringing in his office, obviously experiencing hallucinations, though the saliva dripping monstrosity gnawing at the door of his office to try and get at him was certainly not a figment of his imagination. They left him to it, as the two great floating tentacle eyes that appeared in front of them demanded immediate attention and Delfts door seemed to be holding up quite well.
Regan had mangled the lock on the staircase door to prevent pursuit, so was disappointed when he heard footsteps in the stairwell. He turned to face whatever was coming, then suddenly found himself profoundly deaf. One of the eyes had cast a spell of silence in response to being repeatedly poked by Tobal and Knuck. The sudden deafness was almost immediately accompanied by a crushing blow on the back of his skull, which left him slumped against a wall. Knuck had succumbed to some mental suggestion by one of the Eyes to attack the nearest thing, which happened to be the exposed back of Regans head. At least that is what they surmised afterwards, though Regan was convinced the bird had been 'looking at him funny' ever since Knicker the Rat had arrived on the scene.
While Bonnie spent most of her strength casting spells to keep everyone alive, Samuel made it into Saxbys office. The Chief Inspector of the RHC was still there, but Slihen was already leaving, slipping through the transparent floor to the lower levels of the building clutching a golden disc in his hands. Saxby was a little wide-eyed and nervous, but picked up her sword with the intention it seemed of confronting the creatures that had invaded her workplace. In the corridor outside, Regan and Tobals shadowy assailants unexpectedly fell back, which was a good thing as Tobal was looking fairly beaten up and Regan was present in body only.
Tobal slapped Regan awake and Samuel told them what he had seen. Regan sneered, 'Haa…Saxby…no surprise there then'. Tobal suggested they head immediately downstairs, much to the consternation of Bonnie who was still attempting to blind one of the eye-monsters. 'After everything I do for them…they just leave me to it', she cursed, swinging her mace at her opponent.
Slihen had managed to flee to a section of the Risur Subway below the RHC basement. Sounds of fighting came from the floors above where other RHC constables were now dealing with the intruders. The whole building was still shifting crazily in and out of solid form, so at the most promising opportunity the party leapt en-masse through the suddenly non-existent floor.
They found themselves face to face with Slihen, who was fiddling with the large golden disc taken from Saxbys room. Before the party could react he managed to open some planer-portal -type-thing, which provided access into the subway for a large-fanged-tentacled-eel type thing . The monstrosity was directed by Slihen to set about the party, which it did with relish. It had not reckoned, amongst other things, with the Nock Gun clutched in Regans hands. Once again the roar and concussion of its multi-barrel discharge rent the air, reducing the monster to a blubbering wreck and Regan to a crumpled heap on the floor. At this point, Slihen shifted form and entered the monsters mind and body in an effort to bolster his flagging pet. However, the party were now engaged in full-throttle-hideous-creature-disposal mode and his efforts were in vain. After a fearsome struggle the creature and Slihen with it were vanquished.
The party got back into RHC HQ just as the building stopped its upsetting planer shifting and the walls returned to solid stone. On the top floor, Inspector Delft had regained his senses and was studying the door of his office, which had somehow developed a large, tooth marked hole in it. The party explained what had happened (skipping a description of the Inspectors mental episode) and attention turned to finding Saxby.
She had not surprisingly vacated the building.
Further investigation revealed that an iron ring set under plaster in the lower level stairwell, which had allowed access to the planer creatures, had been put there on Saxbys instructions. Why no-one had questioned the purpose of its placement some weeks before, which must have been obvious, further reinforced Regans view (present party company excepted) that most of the RHC employees were a bunch of white, woolly creatures far too focused on chain-of-command and all that rubbish.
It was with particular irony then that Inspector Delft became promoted to Chief Inspector and his vacant role was offered to a member of the party. When asked if they were interested, Regan developed a sudden interest in the length of his fingernails and Tobal seemed to slip into a deep Druidic meditation ritual that made him unresponsive to stimuli from the outside world.
Samuel offered his services, but was told immediately by Regan and Tobal, emerging surprisingly quickly from their ruminations, that he was better off concentrating on refining his impressive ability to hit things very hard with his bare hands.
Bonnie was the obvious choice, being the most diplomatic of the party as well as the last one to get a chance to express her opinion in the current debate. She was congratulated by her companions on her promotion. Though the mumbled words of encouragement from all, accompanied by a slow hand clap from Regan, could hardly be regarded as overly enthusiastic.
Regan and Tobal later found themselves much more excited at Bonnies promotion when they realised she had acquired greater access to the monetary resources at the disposal of the RHC. Everything would be as above board as it had been before, they assured her. Bonnie was not convinced, as the aforementioned board had been positioned at a very low level to start with.
For the time being though, everyone was happy and set out to spend, gamble, donate or whatever else they chose to do with a considerable amount of cash they had been granted as their monthly stipend. Regan headed into Parity Lake to a little shop he knew that specialised in the production of magical (if not totally legal) weaponry.