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Zombie Fight

ChaosEvoker

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Alright this is a crazy and off-topic forum, but I think we all know what this means....

*opens door filled with millions upon millions of corpses*

*creates a rack filled with copies of the Staff of Racanath*

Nothing but your lower level zombies for now. No Tarrasque zombies yet...

*grabs one of the staves and creates two zombies*

Who wants some?
 

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Xen155 said:
*Grabs staff and rolls 20 on will save*

Bu Bu bring it on!

*Summons 3 skeletons*
3 skeletons? *Casts Army of the Dead*. Well do to the rules of this spell, I just kill sixty commoners and raised 'em as zombies. But since there's no commoners, I guess members will suffice... :]
 

About @#$% time. I spent good money on these season box seats!

*Gets comfy. Summons the decanter of Endless Mountain Dew and a portable hole full of extra butter popcorn*
 
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*Quickly turns his attention away from the staff* hmmmmmmm... popcoooooorn yuuuummy!
*Looks back at staff and starts concentrating* Bad Racanath!
 



*picks up zombie and throws it at Xen*

@Xen
[sblock]This is The Staff version 1. Not the new and improved version. (No infused spirit)[/sblock]
 

Blade of Desecration said:
I actually prefer Decanters of Endless Blood of Innocents Sacrificed for the Greater Necromancy.

I drink the blood of my PC's...and occasionally a Strawqberry Yoohoo...myabe a Sex on the Beach...or a Pina Colada...{sing}I like Pina colada, and get stuck iin the rain.{/sing}

(If you can guess where that line is from, you get a cookie.)

(PS- I am not sure if those are the actual lyrics to the song. Just guessing.)

Oh and um... TURN UNDEAD...AND THEN RUN.
 

themind said:
I drink the blood of my PC's...and occasionally a Strawqberry Yoohoo...myabe a Sex on the Beach...or a Pina Colada...{sing}I like Pina colada, and get stuck iin the rain.{/sing}

(If you can guess where that line is from, you get a cookie.)

(PS- I am not sure if those are the actual lyrics to the song. Just guessing.)

Oh and um... TURN UNDEAD...AND THEN RUN.

Hmm...might that be from a Buffet song?
 

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