Zombie Fight

[Rapida]

With a dramatic puff of yellow sickly smoke, I step out clutching a rod formed of human bones. Then speaking dire words of power I point the staff at the ground. A large crack forms where I pointed and out crawls a ..........................shocker lizard zombie. "MWAHAHAHAHA FeAr mY uBeR pOwErS!!!111"

 

[ChaosEvoker]

That's it....

*turns into Racanath (Mk. III) who is shapechanged to a sun elf*

*begins casting Create Greater Undead at will and throwing his swarms at people*

 

[Rapida]

*counterspells create greater undead with his own create greater undead spell*
Haha, I will not let you summon anything. You must face my minion alone!
*the shocker lizard zombie starts shuffling toward CE*

 

[Nightcloak]

Whoo!

The pre-game summoning and trash talking is ovah! I'm gonna need more popcorn.

* Waves big foamy "#1 Hand" in the air *

 

[Mordmorgan the Mad]

*Casts summon popcorn golem*

I knew I would find a use for that spell . While I'm at it.....

*Casts zombies to girly pink bunnies in tootoos*

I swear, I don't know who put that spell in my book. Mmmmmmm.....bunny fight.

EDIT: Damn. Forgot to cast Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Bunny Dance of Silly Pink Flowery Goodness.

*Casts aforementioned spell*

Ahhh, that's better. Now while they're distracted.....

*Casts a still, silent Inflict Rabid Man-Eating Zombie Bunny Disease on the hordes of dancing bunnies.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaheckeckackuhgk.....ewww, flem. Where's that popcorn golem?

*looks at Nightcloak*

 

[Nightcloak]

Where's that popcorn golem?

*looks at Nightcloak*

^{* Munch * * Munch *}


Don't look at me. I have no idea where the popcorn golem went


* Hides super soaker full of butter *


I'm just spectating. I got nothing on you super-duper-powerful-evil-mage dudes.


^{* Munch * * Munch *}

 

[Evilhalfling]

*licks his lips on seeing all the fresh corpses*
"No! I dont eat the dead any more, Ive Attoned for that, besides its not like im starving this time."

He grabs a staff off the rack - Now how does this work again? bother its not psionic is it ?
Manifests Control body - and steals one of Mr_GrinReapers bugbear mages -
okay I gots one!

 

[ChaosEvoker]

(Its a magic item that lets you control unlimited HD of Undead and cast Create Undead at will)

*can cast Create greater undead at will and does so*

Fine I'll face it alone......

*since he is a demilich, casts Vengeful Gaze of God onthe shocker lizard zombie, and takes no backlash damage*

now, back to creating greater undead

*cast...cast...cast...cast...etc.*

 

[ChaosEvoker]

The Demilich *bumps* into the wall and turns back into me who quickly raises a bunch of regualr zombies and starts chucking again...

 

[Nightcloak]

All right Sport Entertainment fans!

The match is on the way. We have Mr. Grin Reaper holding his own with two bug bear zombies tag teaming against the turncoat bug bear zombie hijacked by the Evilhalfling. The floor is a wave of Madmorgan's dancing zombie bunnies in pink (ahem) tootoos that are attacking anything with flesh. And finally, ChaosEvoker has renewed his assault on everyone by chucking fresh zombies without discrimination.

Chaos reigns, but we will see who reigns supreme!