Zombie Fight

[ChaosEvoker]

*Sees that nightcloak is about to join battle*
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[INNER MONOLOUGE]Damn...I'll have to pull out my best Zombie Fight skills to win this day...[/INNER MONOLOUGE]
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LETS DO THIS!
*continues his furious zombie assault*

 

[Evilhalfling]

Evilhalfling grabs a corpse, pulls all its skin off and stuffs the skin with sand, sewing the holes closed. As this ambles towards nightcloak he turns the bones to jelly and they ooze out the feat, grabing a pair of swords he jams them into the muscular structure's Arms and animates that, sending it up and running. Finally gestures and the jellied bones reform, now wired together like a JR high science exibit. The Bone Creature joins the other two in assulting nightcloak.

*Whew*
I learned that from a besieged necromancer with a limited supply of corpses.
He sits on the air for a rest.

 

[Nightcloak]

Evilhalfling grabs a corpse, pulls all its skin off and stuffs the skin with sand, sewing the holes closed. As this ambles towards nightcloak he turns the bones to jelly and they ooze out the feat, grabing a pair of swords he jams them into the muscular structure's Arms and animates that, sending it up and running. Finally gestures and the jellied bones reform, now wired together like a JR high science exibit. The Bone Creature joins the other two in assulting nightcloak.

_{* Nightcloak holds up a small sign with the words “uh-oh” on it *}

The zombies amble up to Nightcloak and swing, setting off the spell Simbul’s Spell Trigger with the following spells:

1. Polymorph Other (3.0) on the three undead, turning them into gorgeous Goth Girls in questionable attire.
2. Domination
3. Bigby’s Repeating Barry White Soundtrack set to 70’s “mood music”.
4. Mordenkainen’s Magnificent Penthouse Suite


“Well, Well. Ladies, this way please”, as Nightcloak escorts the ladies out of the building.



Thanks Evilhalfling! You’re a great guy!!!

 

[ChaosEvoker]

*Greater Invisibility*
*Haste*
*runs quickly in to the penthouse*

 

[derbacher]

*Makes sure the feed from the hidden cameras was working.*

*Sells pictures to Playlich magazine and retires on the profits*

"You folks have a good fight now, ya hear?"

 

[Nightcloak]

derbacher wins.

I was being a goof, but he retired on it!

 

[ChaosEvoker]

Man pwned in the face......

that round goes to derbacher.

 

[derbacher]

Well, I DID have two months to reply...

 

[ChaosEvoker]

I suppose that's true, but you have won nevertheless, shall we have another go?

 

[Mr_GrinReaper]

I WIN!!





MUAHAHAHA THE TONGUES OF DOOOOM!! HAVE COME!