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issue #5, part I
Legion Extreme Issue#5: Frostbite!
In this issue….Cosmic Knight!
Mournz, the troll shaman trotted through the deep forests of Midgaard on his way to the borderlands. Even though this particular realm was kill or be killed, he still made attempts to remain loyal to the thanes of Midgaard and destroy only interlopers from Hibernia or Albion. Today, he was on his way to meet an invasion force into one of these other realms. However, class had made him late. He topped a rise and stopped in horror. Elves were everywhere. Twenty, maybe more sidled through the woods. Some had already seen him and he saw their auras as they powered up magicks undoubtedly aimed at him. His protections lessened some of the damage from these outlyers. The screams of other Midgaardians who had stumbled across the invasion force scrolled across the bottom of the screen. He turned and ran. He had to get to Jordheim and warn the others. Unfortunately, on this server, they probably wouldn’t listen…
“Mr. Montoya…”
Armando Montoya quickly closed the lid of his laptop and hoped he had hit the repeat command.
“…can you check my code? I don’t know if I’m doin’ this right.”
His eyes flitted back and forth between his student and the game. Sigh…oh the weight of teaching, he thought as he gave a cursory glance at the print out the student had given to him.
Without a word, he circled and then corrected the mistake and slid the paper back. While the student lingered a bit and Armando stole a peek at his half-down monitor. It was too late. His shaman had been overwhelmed and was a heap of slag.
“Dang! Time to log back in,” he whispered.
The student looked at him strangely and then walked back to his computer station. Montoya had already forgotten him and was more preoccupied by the worry that his guild-mates would now take him out again and again to teach him the lesson of being on time.
“I think I’ll try a different server,” he mused and gave a secondary glance at the group of students in his class.
“That’s strange.”
He saw someone he did not recognize. The man was tall with blonde hair and blue eyes. He wore an immaculately trimmed goatee and as soon as he met Montoya’s gaze he leaned back with a broad grin and propped his feet on the table. Armando looked at his class roster. This man wasn’t supposed to be in here, but he didn’t remember him coming in to class. He motioned to another of his students to approach his desk.
“Who’s that,” he looked at his seating chart to get this student’s name, “Dennis?”
“I don’t know, Mr. Montoya. He just kinda was there.”
For a second, Armando Montoya thought about calling the others, but dismissed the thought. This was his classroom after all. Montoya rose.
“Excuse me, sir. Can I help you?”
The man stood up, his personal presence rivaling that of the teacher. Some of the students cowered in their seats. Others looked back and forth, ready to run. All for more or less frozen, hesitant to take any action.
“Yes, I would like to audit your class.”
Montoya motioned him forward. When the man got within normal speaking distance
“It’s already November. One, I believe it is too late to audit anything. Two, you should go to the admission’s office to sign up. Three, I don’t think you should be here without such permission. What’s your name?”
He smiled, “Robert Johanssen. Have you heard of me?”
Montoya gave a disdainful look and replied, “No, should I have?”
The man came closer and leaned over, speaking softly so that only Armando could hear.
“There is only one Chesire Cat.”
Montoya reacted too late. He saw Johanssen pull out a club-shaped weapon. Pain exploded across his jaw as the man swung down with amazing quickness and force. Armando crashed to the floor. He heard the screams of his students and tried to mumble “No, not in the face!”, but realized that his jaw was broken. The shock of the suddenness and brutality of attack sent him spiraling into unconsciousness.
**
Somewhere far away, he heard a bell. He was standing on sand and the world was hazy. Light drifted from somewhere, but it was very diffuse. His motion was slow and he was slightly chilled. Brian Parker realized that he was under water….and then panic set in. He couldn’t breathe. He began swimming to the top, sucking in water, towards that ringing sound….
Then he woke up. His phone was ringing. He coughed and cleared his throat. His sheets were damp, and he was still slightly chilled. He shook the cobwebs from his head and ran a hand through his wet hair.
“Uh…hello?” he answered, picking up the receiver.
“Hey, Bri’, you up? Sorry to call you so early.”
Brian recognized the voice as his surfing tour manager, Jim. He had to be careful not to make any Slipstream references. Jim only knew that he was a surfer on the Pro tour and conveniently, one sponsored by Quicksilver.
“Hold on a sec, Jim-bo.”
Brian put the phone down and took a couple of deep breaths. The strange underwater experience began to fade from memory.
“’Kay Jim. Wha’s up?”
“Dude, I just wanted to give you a heads up. Just watch your back. Yesterday, at tour HQ, some woman showed up askin’ about you.”
“Was her name, Elisa?” Brian asked hopefully.
“Nope. She gave her name as Margie Preston.”
Brian’s heart sunk.
“Never heard of her. Why the warning though, bro’?”
“Well, dude. She seemed kinda psycho.”
Thoughts of boiling bunny rabbits flooded Brian’s head.
Jim continued, “Bri’, you still there? Well, anyway she brought this diorama to give to you.”
“Dio’-what?”
“You know, like a box with a 3-D display, like we used to do in elementary?”
“Gotcha!” Although in all honesty, Brian had lost certain memories from his younger days. Good thing he stopped all that.
“So this display it’s got like you and her. Well, actually it’s got a Barbie doll and a Ken doll modified to look like you two. And they’re holding hands.”
Brian felt sick. The last thing he needed was a stalker following him. He had enough drama already with the love triangle that he found himself in.
“It gets worse. In big red cardboard letters it said ‘Margie and Brian, Forever’.”
Brian threw up. It was mostly water, though it had a salty tang to it.
“Man, I gotta go. I’m just feelin’ real sick, but thanks man. Oh, and see ya Thursday.”
Brian hung up the phone, and heard Grandma Shannon stirring somewhere in their town home. He found some carpet cleaner and a towel to clean his mess and began scrubbing. The smell of pancakes wafted into his room, and surprisingly, it didn’t make him ill. He washed his face, bounded down the stairs and joined his grandma for breakfast.
**
Later that day, sometime in the afternoon, the phone rang again. This time it was Slipstream’s cell phone.
What now? he thought answering. “Hello?”
“Hey Slipstream. It’s Valor. Finally. I haven’t been able to reach anyone. Hey, Som--, I mean Armando is in the hospital. They took him to Mass Gen. I’m here already. Just wanted to see if anyone else wanted to come. Apparently, he got punked in class.”
There was a hint of laughter in Valor McCoy’s voice. Valor cleared his throat.
“I was gonna take him some flowers. Don’t know if his family knows yet, or if they would be here.”
Brian, now very concerned for his teammate, replied, “Dude, I’ll meet you there.”
He gave a quick kiss goodbye to his grandmother. Then, with a “Gotta run” and a beaming smile, Brian was out the door and into a nearby alley.
“Wonder Twin Powers, activate!” he cried and then snickered.
In a flash, he was suddenly Slipstream and then quicker than that, he became a blur headed towards the hospital.
**
When he arrived, Valor and Armando were already in one of their famous discussions, sort of. Valor was looking at a pad of paper, then responded. Armando took the pad back and scribbled something on it. Montoya had a brace that covered his face and would not allow him to speak.
“Sorry guys, got stopped by all ma adorin’ fans.”
Which in fact was true. Slipstream had had to sign at least ten autographs on the way up, and made an agreement to visit the children’s ward a later for all the little dudes and dudettes. Not that he minded. He saw the sad state that Montoya was in.
“Man, that’s just not right. Here let me help you.”
Slipstream laid his hands on Armando’s face and began his reconstruction madness. Aramando felt the warmth of the repair and soon his jaw was no longer broken. Only the bruising and a little soreness remained.
“There ya go, bra. Now you can eat solid food and ya won’t need no dentist.”
Valor and Slipstream helped him to remove his jaw restraint and soon Armando Montoya was testing his fixed jaw. He ran his tongue over his teeth and even felt the ones that had been shattered completely whole.
“What about the wires?”
Slipstream just shrugged his shoulders.
“Dude, don’t know how it works. Know just that it does.”
“Amazing, Slipstream. Absolutely amazing!” Valor stared incredulously at the healing done to his friend and rival. “So, Armando, does this mean that you will finally take a job at MIT. I have a position in my lab.”
“Work for you? I don’t think so.”
They started up again and Slipstream had to chuckle.
“Wait a sec, dudes. I wanna know who laid the smack down on ya.”
After telling Slipstream about Robert Johanssen and what he had said, Armando related the following: He had accidentally received an email from someone thinking he was someone named Chesire Cat. The hard stare that Armando and Valor gave each other was lost on Slipstream.
Not this time, punk, sent Armando through Valor’s mindlink. Valor stopped attempting to read his mind.
Slipstream had already made the link to GRAB. Johanssen was publicly known to be the super-thief Chesire Cat.
“Next time, Montoya. Don’t take another super’s call sign,” Slipstream said, breaking the silence. “Has anyone told Jae Son?”
No one answered his question, but the conversation became more cordial, and the three Legion-extremers were getting to know each other better. Towards the end, Slipstream promised to come and visit the next morning. Then he was off to encourage the kids. Valor told Armando about an exciting cryo-experiment the next morning. They discussed the hardware aspects of trying to set up such an experiment, but eventually Valor left as well. As he departed the ward, he heard some of the nurses gasp at the miraculously healed jaw.
Legion Extreme Issue#5: Frostbite!
In this issue….Cosmic Knight!
Mournz, the troll shaman trotted through the deep forests of Midgaard on his way to the borderlands. Even though this particular realm was kill or be killed, he still made attempts to remain loyal to the thanes of Midgaard and destroy only interlopers from Hibernia or Albion. Today, he was on his way to meet an invasion force into one of these other realms. However, class had made him late. He topped a rise and stopped in horror. Elves were everywhere. Twenty, maybe more sidled through the woods. Some had already seen him and he saw their auras as they powered up magicks undoubtedly aimed at him. His protections lessened some of the damage from these outlyers. The screams of other Midgaardians who had stumbled across the invasion force scrolled across the bottom of the screen. He turned and ran. He had to get to Jordheim and warn the others. Unfortunately, on this server, they probably wouldn’t listen…
“Mr. Montoya…”
Armando Montoya quickly closed the lid of his laptop and hoped he had hit the repeat command.
“…can you check my code? I don’t know if I’m doin’ this right.”
His eyes flitted back and forth between his student and the game. Sigh…oh the weight of teaching, he thought as he gave a cursory glance at the print out the student had given to him.
Without a word, he circled and then corrected the mistake and slid the paper back. While the student lingered a bit and Armando stole a peek at his half-down monitor. It was too late. His shaman had been overwhelmed and was a heap of slag.
“Dang! Time to log back in,” he whispered.
The student looked at him strangely and then walked back to his computer station. Montoya had already forgotten him and was more preoccupied by the worry that his guild-mates would now take him out again and again to teach him the lesson of being on time.
“I think I’ll try a different server,” he mused and gave a secondary glance at the group of students in his class.
“That’s strange.”
He saw someone he did not recognize. The man was tall with blonde hair and blue eyes. He wore an immaculately trimmed goatee and as soon as he met Montoya’s gaze he leaned back with a broad grin and propped his feet on the table. Armando looked at his class roster. This man wasn’t supposed to be in here, but he didn’t remember him coming in to class. He motioned to another of his students to approach his desk.
“Who’s that,” he looked at his seating chart to get this student’s name, “Dennis?”
“I don’t know, Mr. Montoya. He just kinda was there.”
For a second, Armando Montoya thought about calling the others, but dismissed the thought. This was his classroom after all. Montoya rose.
“Excuse me, sir. Can I help you?”
The man stood up, his personal presence rivaling that of the teacher. Some of the students cowered in their seats. Others looked back and forth, ready to run. All for more or less frozen, hesitant to take any action.
“Yes, I would like to audit your class.”
Montoya motioned him forward. When the man got within normal speaking distance
“It’s already November. One, I believe it is too late to audit anything. Two, you should go to the admission’s office to sign up. Three, I don’t think you should be here without such permission. What’s your name?”
He smiled, “Robert Johanssen. Have you heard of me?”
Montoya gave a disdainful look and replied, “No, should I have?”
The man came closer and leaned over, speaking softly so that only Armando could hear.
“There is only one Chesire Cat.”
Montoya reacted too late. He saw Johanssen pull out a club-shaped weapon. Pain exploded across his jaw as the man swung down with amazing quickness and force. Armando crashed to the floor. He heard the screams of his students and tried to mumble “No, not in the face!”, but realized that his jaw was broken. The shock of the suddenness and brutality of attack sent him spiraling into unconsciousness.
**
Somewhere far away, he heard a bell. He was standing on sand and the world was hazy. Light drifted from somewhere, but it was very diffuse. His motion was slow and he was slightly chilled. Brian Parker realized that he was under water….and then panic set in. He couldn’t breathe. He began swimming to the top, sucking in water, towards that ringing sound….
Then he woke up. His phone was ringing. He coughed and cleared his throat. His sheets were damp, and he was still slightly chilled. He shook the cobwebs from his head and ran a hand through his wet hair.
“Uh…hello?” he answered, picking up the receiver.
“Hey, Bri’, you up? Sorry to call you so early.”
Brian recognized the voice as his surfing tour manager, Jim. He had to be careful not to make any Slipstream references. Jim only knew that he was a surfer on the Pro tour and conveniently, one sponsored by Quicksilver.
“Hold on a sec, Jim-bo.”
Brian put the phone down and took a couple of deep breaths. The strange underwater experience began to fade from memory.
“’Kay Jim. Wha’s up?”
“Dude, I just wanted to give you a heads up. Just watch your back. Yesterday, at tour HQ, some woman showed up askin’ about you.”
“Was her name, Elisa?” Brian asked hopefully.
“Nope. She gave her name as Margie Preston.”
Brian’s heart sunk.
“Never heard of her. Why the warning though, bro’?”
“Well, dude. She seemed kinda psycho.”
Thoughts of boiling bunny rabbits flooded Brian’s head.
Jim continued, “Bri’, you still there? Well, anyway she brought this diorama to give to you.”
“Dio’-what?”
“You know, like a box with a 3-D display, like we used to do in elementary?”
“Gotcha!” Although in all honesty, Brian had lost certain memories from his younger days. Good thing he stopped all that.
“So this display it’s got like you and her. Well, actually it’s got a Barbie doll and a Ken doll modified to look like you two. And they’re holding hands.”
Brian felt sick. The last thing he needed was a stalker following him. He had enough drama already with the love triangle that he found himself in.
“It gets worse. In big red cardboard letters it said ‘Margie and Brian, Forever’.”
Brian threw up. It was mostly water, though it had a salty tang to it.
“Man, I gotta go. I’m just feelin’ real sick, but thanks man. Oh, and see ya Thursday.”
Brian hung up the phone, and heard Grandma Shannon stirring somewhere in their town home. He found some carpet cleaner and a towel to clean his mess and began scrubbing. The smell of pancakes wafted into his room, and surprisingly, it didn’t make him ill. He washed his face, bounded down the stairs and joined his grandma for breakfast.
**
Later that day, sometime in the afternoon, the phone rang again. This time it was Slipstream’s cell phone.
What now? he thought answering. “Hello?”
“Hey Slipstream. It’s Valor. Finally. I haven’t been able to reach anyone. Hey, Som--, I mean Armando is in the hospital. They took him to Mass Gen. I’m here already. Just wanted to see if anyone else wanted to come. Apparently, he got punked in class.”
There was a hint of laughter in Valor McCoy’s voice. Valor cleared his throat.
“I was gonna take him some flowers. Don’t know if his family knows yet, or if they would be here.”
Brian, now very concerned for his teammate, replied, “Dude, I’ll meet you there.”
He gave a quick kiss goodbye to his grandmother. Then, with a “Gotta run” and a beaming smile, Brian was out the door and into a nearby alley.
“Wonder Twin Powers, activate!” he cried and then snickered.
In a flash, he was suddenly Slipstream and then quicker than that, he became a blur headed towards the hospital.
**
When he arrived, Valor and Armando were already in one of their famous discussions, sort of. Valor was looking at a pad of paper, then responded. Armando took the pad back and scribbled something on it. Montoya had a brace that covered his face and would not allow him to speak.
“Sorry guys, got stopped by all ma adorin’ fans.”
Which in fact was true. Slipstream had had to sign at least ten autographs on the way up, and made an agreement to visit the children’s ward a later for all the little dudes and dudettes. Not that he minded. He saw the sad state that Montoya was in.
“Man, that’s just not right. Here let me help you.”
Slipstream laid his hands on Armando’s face and began his reconstruction madness. Aramando felt the warmth of the repair and soon his jaw was no longer broken. Only the bruising and a little soreness remained.
“There ya go, bra. Now you can eat solid food and ya won’t need no dentist.”
Valor and Slipstream helped him to remove his jaw restraint and soon Armando Montoya was testing his fixed jaw. He ran his tongue over his teeth and even felt the ones that had been shattered completely whole.
“What about the wires?”
Slipstream just shrugged his shoulders.
“Dude, don’t know how it works. Know just that it does.”
“Amazing, Slipstream. Absolutely amazing!” Valor stared incredulously at the healing done to his friend and rival. “So, Armando, does this mean that you will finally take a job at MIT. I have a position in my lab.”
“Work for you? I don’t think so.”
They started up again and Slipstream had to chuckle.
“Wait a sec, dudes. I wanna know who laid the smack down on ya.”
After telling Slipstream about Robert Johanssen and what he had said, Armando related the following: He had accidentally received an email from someone thinking he was someone named Chesire Cat. The hard stare that Armando and Valor gave each other was lost on Slipstream.
Not this time, punk, sent Armando through Valor’s mindlink. Valor stopped attempting to read his mind.
Slipstream had already made the link to GRAB. Johanssen was publicly known to be the super-thief Chesire Cat.
“Next time, Montoya. Don’t take another super’s call sign,” Slipstream said, breaking the silence. “Has anyone told Jae Son?”
No one answered his question, but the conversation became more cordial, and the three Legion-extremers were getting to know each other better. Towards the end, Slipstream promised to come and visit the next morning. Then he was off to encourage the kids. Valor told Armando about an exciting cryo-experiment the next morning. They discussed the hardware aspects of trying to set up such an experiment, but eventually Valor left as well. As he departed the ward, he heard some of the nurses gasp at the miraculously healed jaw.