Recent content by Dwarf Bread

Oh, so people who don't like paladins have no system of belief that encompasses love, compassion and respect for life? Yeah, you're probably right. My bad.

I met my best friend through gaming in 4th grade--we didn't know what we were doing, but we had fun. We've been friends for 25 years. I've also met most of my other friends through gaming. RPGs helped me academically, as well, both in stats and in vocabulary. "Fecund" was actually on the...

Man, nothing kills a thread like slavery- and pedophilia-based anecdotes.

As a companion to StupidSmurf's "...so we tossed the jerk out..." thread, which contains example of gamer behavior ranging from annoying to soul-searingly vile, I'm curious about stories featuring players or GMs who may have acted in unusual or unexpected ways, but who you remember fondly. For...

I laughed and laughed when I read this. Well played, sir! I never realized how truly fortunate I've been in my gaming career until I read this thread. I've had some weird moments, though, like the time I responded to an ad at my FLGS for a 2e game; the GM was a bouncer/AV tech at a local...

Thanks! Although I think my boss is beginning to wonder why an Excel spreadsheet is making me laugh.

Sexpeditious Retreat-Leaving a gaming session early because your girlfriend just called and told you she found (and is wearing) her Sexy Nurse costume from last Halloween. Mummy rut-Adventurers? Again? *Sigh* Mommy rot-She told you not to pick at it, didn't she? Why can't you kids just...

Shacking grasp-Allows you to build hovels by hand. Crass level-Determines how likely you are to make fart jokes in front of the Queen. Late-Magical portal that summons me to work when I'm stuck in traffic. Mate-Magical portal that summons a companion. Date-Magical portal that summons young...

Nice! As far as the debate on "real world" stats, anyone who believes the immense number of human characteristics can effectively be boiled down into six numerical scales certainly can't have a very high Wisdom (paradox intended). There is no consensus among therapists, psychiatrists...

I started GMing as part of the community service requirement for parole, and I've never looked back.

I'm a GM of a level 17 3.5 party who recently took a whirlwind tour through the Underdark. It was obvious from the reactions of some of my veteran players that I under-played the drow in terms of tactics and abilities. During their visit, the party managed to anger huge numbers of drow. Some of...

I forget...what's the primary stat for a nightsoil collector? :p When a thread causes a perennial lurker to reply, you know it's good. Thanks, all. DB