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  1. Eli-kun

    Perform (Stand-Up Comedy)

    A half orc, an elf, a human and a dwarf walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?" A human walks into a bar. The halfling walks under it.
  2. Eli-kun

    20 years of RPG books

    We found a player for one of our games when he posted some old DnD stuff on Freecycle.
  3. Eli-kun

    What campy sources do you use as gaming inspiration?

    Professional Wrestling was an inspiration for one of my characters(an actress bard specializing in stage combat). Her armor is glamoured to look like a stereotypical chainmail bikini. Other campy sources that inspired me for different characters are Pippi Longstocking, Beverly Hillbillies...
  4. Eli-kun

    Quotes from the table

    The new player named his character Vergelding,which is supposed to mean something cool in Danish. We kept calling him Gelding and laughing. He didn't come back.
  5. Eli-kun

    How do you Build your Character?

    It depends on how much I know about the setting and the other characters. It also depends on the mood of the game. It mostly depends on what inspires me. In some games I will roll for everything randomly, including personality traits. Sometimes I will work out the character mechanically and...
  6. Eli-kun

    What makes your characters laugh?

    I find a sense of humor to be an interesting aspect of a character. It's part of what makes up their personality. Even the most serious characters could appreciate a good joke. Some have a fondness for puns, or witty quips. Some can be amused at pratfalls. My half orc wizard has an immature...
  7. Eli-kun

    What's the draw of half-orcs?

    I like to play big, strong, and ugly characters. I also like the underdog. There's also the possibility of exploring the conflict between their orc and human parts. A half-orc from a loving family might pause over randomly attacking orcs, because they remind him/her of the orc parent.
  8. Eli-kun

    Lame Names

    Someone once named his character "Crimson Jerkin". I had a half orc barbarian named "Fluffy". I knew someone who named his samurai "Jutsu". I had a halfling druid named "Mello". His animal companion was an ape named "Hiromi Go".
  9. Eli-kun

    Oots 402

    I can't help but wonder what Nale would do with Banjo.
  10. Eli-kun

    Suggestions,please.

    I have noticed a high crossover between the fiber arts community and the gaming community. I have also found the members of this board to be the most intelligent and helpful on the web. We have been having problems at the BigApple knitting Guild and a group of members has started a blog...
  11. Eli-kun

    Very Important Question

    I worried about what snacks to take at first. Since then the challeges has become finding something they won't eat.Spicy beef jerky so hot it carries a warning label,Korean dried squid snack,diet ice cream bars and exotic dried fruits have all been devoured. Wise Bravos,Sweet Pepper flavor are...
  12. Eli-kun

    Miniature Painting Killing My Eyes!

    It could be worse. Check this out http://www.madmuseum.org/site/c.drKLI1PIIqE/b.1506945/k.3AD7/Radical_Lace__Subversive_Knitting.htm
  13. Eli-kun

    All PC dead, what to do?

    Sometimes thats just the way the dice roll. See it as a chance to try a new race or class.
  14. Eli-kun

    Mixed Races' Names

    Dwarf + Dragon = Dwagon
  15. Eli-kun

    Dwarven Sayings

    To paraphrase Homer Simpson "Dwarven Ale; the cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"
  16. Eli-kun

    <not the adventure> Burn down the town

    Just roll a triple critical on summon monster to get a giant fire elemental, then have the fire elemental roll a tripple critical fumble on a reflex check.
  17. Eli-kun

    Your favorite reverse-cliche character type (or other game element)?

    I'm playing a half-orc cleric that somehow ended up as the "damsel in distress". I kept rolling low on her fort saves so she ended up fainting a lot and being kidnapped by a vampire.
  18. Eli-kun

    Your favorite reverse-cliche character type (or other game element)?

    The Meek Half Orc The Huggable Half Orc The Refined Half Orc The Acrobatic Dwarf
  19. Eli-kun

    Character Concepts

    I have a few character concepts that I'm interested in. I want to play a Kobold Dragon Disciple. It would be extremely cute and friendly. It would like being scratched under the chin. It would have an adorable familiar. If I ever play a Wizard, it will be a half orc that dresses like a...
  20. Eli-kun

    What classes would Xena and Gabrielle be in D&D?

    Joxer is has some bard levels. He has plently of ranks in Perform(Buffoonery). He could also play the lyre. "Joxer The Mighty" is such a catchy song.
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