Quotes from the table

[RichCsigs]

Ok, I'd really like to know the story behind that one. The big meany.

We had discovered that one of the city elders was really a doppleganger. A chase began through the city and we lost it in the crowd at the market square. The DM was kind enough to describe various people in the square and after a few beats, the guy playing the rogue said, "I pick up a rock and through it at the pregnant woman." When the DM described the pregnant woman dodging the rock, "...in a Matrix-like fashion", we knew we had our guy!

 

[Darkness]

"It's better to be dead than cool."

--Some dude trying to quote 'Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man.' May or may not have been RPG-related; it was too long ago.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

"What good is loyalty if you're dead?!" - My CN elf aristocrat/mage in a shackled City campaign

 

[Aeson]

What we have here is a failure to penetrate.-- Me when the group had trouble hitting a demon we were fighting.

 

[Eli-kun]

The new player named his character Vergelding,which is supposed to mean something cool in Danish. We kept calling him Gelding and laughing. He didn't come back.

 

[Richards]

The party was being attacked by jungle warriors in war canoes while on a river. The party's cleric cast enlarge person and water walk on the half-orc barbarian, who walks over to the nearest attacking canoe, picks up an enemy, and uses him as a club to beat up the other enemies in the war canoe. At this point, the player running the half-orc barbarian (who was 10 years old at the time) quips "I hate my job!" for the poor warrior being used as a club.

Johnathan

 

[Ambrus]

The first one just happened to be a goat, and Justaine - after taking his initial 8 points of falling goat damage - managed to crawl out of range before any other random animals were dropped on him.

Did he yell out: "Run away! Run away J---- C----!" while fleeing?

 

[Richards]

He did not. Actually, we were all laughing too hard for him to stay in character immediately afterward, so I don't think Justaine said much of anything while crawling back to safety, with a befuddled goat staggering next to him, wondering just what the heck was going on.

Johnathan

 

[Ambrus]

He did not.

Alas, a prime Monty Python opportunity wasted.

with a befuddled goat staggering next to him, wondering just what the heck was going on.

The goat was the real victim in this fiasco...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Aren't they always?

Please, think of the kids!