"Oh, it was you. I thought there was someone else here, but couldn't look, because, well, I'm sure you saw." Shaking his head and blinking again, Tristan is either still trying to clear his head after the punch, or is trying to get his head around this slim elven lady asking to be punched by Tonk, with no outside pressure.Mikara emerges from behind the fence. Dropping her pride, she approaches the half-orc.
"Is 'Punch Sister' a ritual in your family as well?"
For some reason, the threatening size and strength of this creature is of little concern to her, though it should be. In some ways, his simple nature generates a pleasing contrast to this city of over-complexity.
"If so, you throw the first punch."
She places her hands behind her back an smiles at the orc as if expecting to receive a gift. She knows what's coming, but she figures she'll worry about the pain when it happens.
Tristan stands behind Tonk and exaggeratedly mouths to the elven lady, "Humor him," adding a wink for good measure."Hello, pretty lady who step from shadow! Before I hit you, I must tell you our love is doom from start. One, even though you have tight bottom and slim waist and firm...*slurp*..." Tonk wipes drool off his tusks. "Excuse me. <Long speech on the intricacies of elf-half-orc romantic relationships.> Okay?"
Still a little surprised by her volunteering, Tristan seems impressed with her for taking a punch from the brute. "Welcome to the club," he says with a smile."Now, if you stand still, I hit you in face."
Tonk opens the all-you-can-eat knuckle sandwich buffet for the elf girl.
[sblock=Damage]Punch (1d4+4=6) Sorry, can't honor you with all the extra damages. Didn't have five minutes of rest.[/sblock]
"Okay. It maybe make you more attractive that you take good punch, but relationship is still doom, so no shake hip around me and tempt me! I stand on principal. Okay, is your turn!"
Tonk folds his hands behinds his back and waits.
...So I say all this for to let you know, we have professional relationship with no look of longing or little flirt or sniff of hair, because it make happy in short time, but it make much sad in long time. Okay?"
"Now, if you stand still, I hit you in face."
Tonk takes the punch.
A beat after it hits. He rocks back on his heels, holding his face. "Ow! It hurt! Is good punch!"
He looks at Dextyr. You can tell that Tonk is faking the pain, so that he won't hurt Dextyr's feelings. "Never been punched so hard, ever. You very strong!"
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Tonk does a huge wind-up, cocks his fast, and hurls forward his punch, pulling it at the last moment.
OOC: Punch damage (1d4+4=5)."Now for hug!"
Tonk picks Dextyr off his feet in a massive bear-hug.
"Oh! Is okay to cry! Is much catharsis!" he sobs, tears streaming down his cheeks. "Punch Brother no about win or lose. It no about word. The crazy shout be tongues, like in Festival of Wine God. When punch over nothing is solve, but nothing matter. We all is save."
Tonk's punch snaps Tristan's head back, and when he feels his face afterward he notices a split lip. Oooh ... Dextyr's gonna get it. After the crushing hug, he manages to squeeze out "Very profound, Tonk, yes."
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"Now, I believe it is time for Dextyr and I to become Punch Brothers." Tristan turns to face Dextyr, and a not-quite-smile unfolds. "Do you want to go first, or shall I?"