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I think some parody of Brian Johnson from the current iteration of AC/DC would make an excellent PC. Complication: Always Screams Or maybe cross him with Jack Black's Tenacious D persona.
EDIT AGAIN: He could be THE Shazbot! His arch nemesis: Muzak, a supercomputer capable of synthesing mind-numbing light jazz from even the hardest jams.
Also, I have one last bit of emo for you all (not that anyone will ever read it )
The very last page of the awful poetry book:
I'd like to dedicate this book to the band.
You guys are the band-aids on the deep, deep wound in my soul.
Yet it is no deeper than the love I have for each and every one of you,
in ways you would never understand.
If you ever noticed that, I'm almost sure I'd finally know what it is
to smile, if only just once.