pukunui
Legend
Funny stuff. Here's my contribution:
In our last 4e campaign, we were exploring the Pyramid of Shadows when we came across my character's brother in a trapped chapel. My character was a female eladrin bard and her brother was the former character of the current DM (I started out DMing 4e but decided to stop and switch to playing, and in my last session, I had his character, an eladrin wizard, get sucked into a magic mirror, which promptly broke).
Anyway, suspicious that it might be some sort of trick (and it turns out I was right, as my character's "brother" was really a succubus in disguise), I described my character approaching her brother and giving him a hug. My intention was that she was touching him to see if his appearance was just an illusion or if he really was her brother, but of course the way I said it came out rather wrong ... and I'm sure you can guess where it went from there. I didn't exactly say that my character was feeling her brother up, but that's certainly how everyone else took it. It took a few minutes for the wisecracks to die down enough for us to resume playing.
Another good one dates back to my last 3.5 campaign. I was running a Red Hand of Doom game, and I had beefed up an encounter with some evil cleric woman in Drellin's Ferry (can't remember her name, but the module suggests her character as an area where you should feel free to embellish things). At one point, she is supposed to give the PCs poisoned healing potions. After discovering this in the heat of battle, they went to confront the woman in her shop. She protested her innocence of course, so one of my players announced that his character, a burly human fighter type, intended to leap over the shop counter and grab the woman so he could spank her. I think that stopped the game for a bit. We've yet to let him forget about that one ... in fact, I'd say it's about time for a reminder.
In our last 4e campaign, we were exploring the Pyramid of Shadows when we came across my character's brother in a trapped chapel. My character was a female eladrin bard and her brother was the former character of the current DM (I started out DMing 4e but decided to stop and switch to playing, and in my last session, I had his character, an eladrin wizard, get sucked into a magic mirror, which promptly broke).
Anyway, suspicious that it might be some sort of trick (and it turns out I was right, as my character's "brother" was really a succubus in disguise), I described my character approaching her brother and giving him a hug. My intention was that she was touching him to see if his appearance was just an illusion or if he really was her brother, but of course the way I said it came out rather wrong ... and I'm sure you can guess where it went from there. I didn't exactly say that my character was feeling her brother up, but that's certainly how everyone else took it. It took a few minutes for the wisecracks to die down enough for us to resume playing.
Another good one dates back to my last 3.5 campaign. I was running a Red Hand of Doom game, and I had beefed up an encounter with some evil cleric woman in Drellin's Ferry (can't remember her name, but the module suggests her character as an area where you should feel free to embellish things). At one point, she is supposed to give the PCs poisoned healing potions. After discovering this in the heat of battle, they went to confront the woman in her shop. She protested her innocence of course, so one of my players announced that his character, a burly human fighter type, intended to leap over the shop counter and grab the woman so he could spank her. I think that stopped the game for a bit. We've yet to let him forget about that one ... in fact, I'd say it's about time for a reminder.
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