gencon pranks and scalable justice (ot)

[Gimble]

well, i now have visions of recruiting folks to dress as gnomish bards for that siege...i am very tickled by that one

OK, I'm in.

 

[NarlethDrider]

At the convention, the numbers of gnomes were to mention.
At the castle they pulled out their lutes to start a big hassle.
With red hat, yellow shoes, & whitebeard you must admit it was kinda weird
The Big Freekin Goblin, who thought he was rockin’
Let out a squall, hoping to damage WotC’s wall.

[ The original attachment was a little big, so I shrunk it down and reattached it. What a great illustration! ~ Piratecat ]

 

[NarlethDrider]

But within the gnomish line, vengeance came to mind
The gnome bunny, who did not find his form funny
Gave a big yell for the one eyed cat to go to h*ll
With a leap, for the gnome bunny would not creep
And jelly beans did fly for the p-kat’s good eye
And, alas, the poor furred fellow ended up covered in marshmallow

 

[NarlethDrider]

Obviously a poet I am not ....but Dadgum,,,,I cant get the size of any file I upload small enough

 

[Piratecat]

Holy crap, these are brilliant! I'm so saving this.

If you need to, email me the file, and I'll shrink them for you.

 

[Creamsteak]

alsih2o needs to be stopped before he goes too far!

 

[The Forsaken One]

Wow brilliant sketches, do you any work (paid perhaps?) for others?

 

[Dagger75]

Here is my attempt to show humor, and show off my lame photoshopping abilities.

 

[JoeBlank]

Holy crap, these are brilliant! I'm so saving this.

Ditto.

But the bunny gnome should be yelling "Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!"

 

[NarlethDrider]

Wow brilliant sketches, do you any work (paid perhaps?) for others?

Thanks for the compliment. While I've had 2 oppurtunities to 'work for pay', things ended up not working out (my fault). However, I've started several projects for free & will accept requests as I endeavour to get that working artist mentality going again