NASA has sent you to Mars. You will be the first human to step on Martian soil. What are your first words as you take that historic step?

[trappedslider]

If I take 1 more step, I'll be the furthest from home that I've ever been

 

[MarkB]

"If they were going to this much trouble, they could at least have hired a professional astronaut."

 

[RangerWickett]

"Sorry, can we fix my makeup and do another take? We want this to look authentic."

Or, more seriously,

"A wasteland, a wonder, and someday may humanity make this a paradise."

 

[Deset Gled]

"From this day, looking forever forward into the future, mankind shall no longer be divided by earthly violence, but united in our universal curiosity, perseverance, and the fact that it's pronouced GIF, with a hard g."

If I were in a more serious mood, I would probably go with something like:

"The Earth looks very small from here."

 

[soviet]

Yippee kay yay, mother f*****

 

[Tonguez]

Okay, can I still get Wifi?

 

[Kaodi]

Let this be a land where humanity can finally know peace for no god has designed it for one or another.

 

[FitzTheRuke]

"AHHH! This place sucks! Take me back to Earth, you jerks! I don't wanna die!!!"

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

“Mars needs women!”

Or

“Where da green wimmen at?”

 

[W'rkncacnter]

"MARATHON!", and then i'd start (badly) humming the marathon durandal theme.