NASA has sent you to Mars. You will be the first human to step on Martian soil. What are your first words as you take that historic step?

[aco175]

"Excelsior! That's Latin kids, for all you dumbasses that did not stay in school."

"They told me, Join the military and see exotic places. This looks a lot like Iraq."

"The greatest generation thought we would have been a lot further by now."

 

[Corinnguard]

"Hi, I am John Carter. Perhaps you heard of me?"

 

[Mad_Jack]

"God, I hope I don't trip..."

 

[Thourne]

Did I remember to turn the stove off?

 

[Krachek]

You see a desert of red sand in front of you, what do you do?

 

[Dioltach]

"Aaargh, help, help, it's eating me! Get it off! Haha, just kidding, there's no-one here. Surprise."

 

[deganawida]

“Two weeks”.

 

[trappedslider]

Okay, can I still get Wifi?

"What's the wi-fi password?"

"I dub thee Planet Bob!"

You can't name a planet Bob
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""It's Free Real Estate"

 

[Paul Farquhar]

"I only wanted to go to Milton Keynes!"

 

[Scribe]

"First!"