NASA has sent you to Mars. You will be the first human to step on Martian soil. What are your first words as you take that historic step?

[trappedslider]

"Where the hell is Matt Damon?"

 

[Corinnguard]

"Calling All Stations, Can Anyone Hear Me..." Genesis.

 

[GMMichael]

"Coffee!"

"Line?"

Or how about,

"Gonna be hard to find some PCs."

 

[Vael]

"I claim this world as Arrako, capital of the Sol System"

Or

"Now ... am I going to find Protheans or Shadows here?"

 

[GreyLord]

Ah...%^@$@

I tripped.

Oh wait...didn't mean to say that...

Err...May the Odds ever be in your Favor...and to our overlord Musk for the opportunity to serve his whims forever...can I please get my oxygen turned back on now???