NASA has sent you to Mars. You will be the first human to step on Martian soil. What are your first words as you take that historic step?

[Dannyalcatraz]

“And now for something completely different: a man humming Gustav Holst’s “Mars, Bringer of War.”
And start humming it.

OR

Same as above, but start humming Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” instead.

 

[Dioltach]

"I dub thee Planet Bob!"

 

[AnotherGuy]

I hope Manhunter is home

 

[delericho]

Unprintable. The only way I'm going on that mission is if someone forces me.

 

[Dioltach]

Unprintable. The only way I'm going on that mission is if someone forces me.

"The human race took a vote, and... well, you're it."

 

[Corinnguard]

"I should have paid more attention to the travel brochure...."

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

 

[UngainlyTitan]

Did the potatoes and ketchup make it?

 

[Atomoctba]

Grab my crucifix and holy water and yells: "Nobody expects for the Spanish Inquisition!!!"

In a more serious tone: "One step closer to the stars"

 

[Dioltach]

"Find Dejah Thoris, bathe her, and bring her to my tent."