Banion tries a joke, though his delivery is a bit deadpan.
"Three scouts got cut off from their unit by a band of goblin archers, and the only way back passed within clear view of the goblins. The first scout came up with a plan, declaring that goblins are a cowardly lot. He ran staight toward the goblins, yelling 'Dragon!' at the top of his lungs. The goblins dove for cover, ignoring the scout, and he got safely past."
"The second scout, seeing the first scout succeed, gave it a try himself. 'We better not try the trick exactly the same way twice.' He told his fellow, and when he charged out he yelled 'Tornado!' and all the goblins scattered for cover. He too got safely past."
"The third scout was now ready to give it a try. Running pell-mell towards the goblins, he yelled 'Fire!'"