Roll (3 + (-2 wis mod) = 1)
Mercuchio dances around the cart sining to himself, and ignoring the entire world around him.
Well there was a day I was walkin
A lady passed my path
She looked at me and smiled,
As I just watched her ass
A glance a wave was all it took,
for me to take her home
I said it was love right then and my heart I pledged
Thats all it took
and soon we shook my bed
That morning I hit the road again
a grin upon my face
and soon I heard a mighty shout
DAMN YOU FIREDRAKE