Kahuna Burger
First Post
Ankh-Morpork Guard said:"It'd be morning," Telerin said to the new arrival. He grinned as Whitefang looked up, eyeing the source of the new smell. Quietly, he finished his thought, "Or at least, I hope it be morning...or I've sat here on my arse longer than I'd thought."
"it is in fact a beautiful morning" Commented a young half elven woman as she aproached the bar. "Hello sir. My name is Katherine... oh, all right then" She turned to the bar as a whole and spoke up in a voice meant to tell tales of kings with a slightly less dramatic pronouncement. "My name is Katherine Desylvia, and its a pleasure to meet all of you... hopefully it will be a pleasure to meet you all individually as well. I'm looking to tell and hear some good stories and if any of you need a translator or scribe, I'm available for that as well."
Katherine takes a mug of cider and settles down at a table setting out parchment and multicolored inks. She sings under her breath in a pleasant voice...
I am a bardic wanderer,
And I know just what I want…
Another hoard to plunder,
And another inn to haunt.
I don’t swing swords like warriors,
My spells don’t have much flash…
But I know the names of the kings of fame,
I can talk to nobles or barter with kobolds,
And sing for a bit of cash…
"hmmm... plunder, thats not quite right... but study doesn't rhyme with wanderer...."
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