The most lame Abyssal level

[Olgar Shiverstone]

Nilbogs replace standard humanoids ...

 

[Sucros]

Blood war rejects. Inhabitants include the snot demon servants of the god of inoportune sniffles, the clumsy demons who embody accidentally tripping stubbing toes, and wrongoliths, incomprehensible beings spawned whenever a math problem is really, REALLY botched.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

The Dread Layer of Flatula! A vast undulating plain of skin-like ground, puncuated by ... blowholes that periodically shoot forth noxious fumes in a vile geyser.

The native demons, mostly dretches, have no noses.

 

[kirinke]

The Dread Layer of Flatula! A vast undulating plain of skin-like ground, puncuated by ... blowholes that periodically shoot forth noxious fumes in a vile geyser.

The native demons, mostly dretches, have no noses.

But of course, the plain has a door on one end and another door on the other end. The door on the other end leads to the demonic plane of Loo. A vast circular, fetid ocean of yellow water and um really big turds.

 

[VoidAdept]

The native demons, mostly dretches, have no noses.

No noses? But how do they smell!?

(sorry, had to do it!)

 

[Merkuri]

This thread is just a Sluggy Freelance joke waiting to happen.

You must be thinking of the Dimension of Sham-Pain, where they feed you all these expensive and extravagant foods.

The trick is, the fat gained from these foods will never be burned off! Nooooo!

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

Layer of the Boy Bands.

An infinite Plain of nothing but N'Sync, New Kids of the Block, Backstreet Boys, and Menudo.

Over.

And Over.

And Over.

And they hail to their Abyssal Lords:

Donny & Marie.

There, that should both be the Lamest & most Terrifying Abyssal Layer EVER!

Esp if you can Borrow about 8 CD Players to play all the 'Best of' the above mentioned at once.



PS. There is the 1974 Layer of the Abyss; The Crystal Layer of Disco...

But seeing as how no one who returns from that level really remembers what the heck actually transpired on that level; I don't think that should apply. Although the layer's Lord Tony Manero is said to be trully horrifying to behold.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

No noses? But how do they smell!?

Terrible!

 

[JoelF]

An infinate layer of a grassy field littered with rakes, so that whenever you took a step, you'd be sure to step on the tines of the rake, causing the shaft to fly up into your face for 1d6 damage.

 

[Land Outcast]

The Oppression
An infinite (spherical) layer constantly spinning, can only be accesed from the center of the sphere, and the centripetal force squashes people against the "walls".

Rain of DOOM
An infinite street. Where it rains dretches.