You know you post too much when...

[alsih2o]

24. all the letters in your screenname are smudged off your keyboard from signing in so frequently

 

[Furn_Darkside]

25. Your signature is longer then your average post.

 

[Chromnos]

.26 You provide literary criticism for other people's posts.
.27 Posting interferes with your work schedule
.28 You have a dream that you were sitting naked in front of a computer when you were posting.

-C

 

[Darkness]

24. all the letters in your screenname are smudged off your keyboard from signing in so frequently

29. You use cookies just because you consider signing in an unacceptably long delay from posting.

30. Piratecat is sending you e-mails that ask you to slow your posting down, for humanity's sake!

31. You sometimes decide to miss a game session so you can post instead.

32. You contributed at least 100 posts to any one thread in under a week's time.

33. You pester Morrus to create more forums so you have more topics that you can post to.

 

[Sollir Furryfoot]

34. You reach Tier 7 in Yb!, the primary Fight Club message board game.

35. You are a part of over 8+ messageboard games in the In Character forum.

36. You click on Members and check the Top Posters to make sure your name is on the top 10 list every hour. (Took out that feature, bah)

37. You get mad at someone who has a higher post count that you who posts 2 or more times in a row in under 5 minutes because it makes it harder for you to catch up to them postwise.

38. You find yourself posting in threads like these

 

[Dagger75]

39: People use your screen name rather than your real name, even telemarketers.

40: Make other accounts and try to catch up with your main account

 

[Ilen]

41. You've worn out your third mouse this month from clicking 'reply' and 'new thread'.

42. Because you couldn't buy a fourth mouse in time you wore out your tab and enter key.

43. Your family and friends refer to you as your handle because you refuse to acknoweldge being called anything else.

44. You start naming children after members on the board, that is by their handles not their real names, and wonder why you get funny looks when you refer to your new bundle of joy as, "Pyratcat". (Okay, that's more of a spending time on the board then just posting.)

45. You have horrible carpal tunnel and have taken to using black market narcotics so you can ignore the pain and continue to post.

 

[Kalanyr]

46. You keep getting confused as to why people in real life don't have a speech count label, so you can quickly and easily evaluate their personal worth.

 

[Wicht]

47. When there are conversations about what to rename the boards, your name tends to crop up.

 

[Wicht]

48. You look at the recent threads in one of the slower forums (heaven help you if it happens in general), seeking one to reply to, and realize you were the last to post in all twenty of the ones nearest the top.