Feminously Gendered Feline Hive Strikes Back!

[hafrogman]

You realize that would cause a lot of people a lot of pain. I mean I know someone will be tempted to make an "Eppie the lizard-girl" joke and I would be forced to hurt them.....

Awww.

 

[The_Warlock]

That's her bad eye. Shift left a step and you'll be in her blind spot.

If Dog Moon shifts, does he get Combat Advantage on Grandma?

 

[Aeson]

Problem is, we do get reported at times, froggy.

 

[Goldmoon]

Do it.



Friendly fire?

Speking from experience, theres nothing friendly about it.

 

[Dog Moon]

That's her bad eye. Shift left a step and you'll be in her blind spot.

But I'm sitting down at my computer! I CAN'T shift left. Then I would be sitting on that wing of the desk, although I suppose it SHOULD be able to hold my weight. But THEN I would have to explain to anyone who entered the office why I'm sitting on the desk and I have a feeling that no one else can see the strange grandma standing behind the corner.

 

[Kill Zone]

I'm not, but I do have 2 sickles, 4 daggers, 2 swords, a heavy wooden walking stick, a wrought iron staff, a very sharp edged kite shield, several sharp throwing objects and a scythe scattered around my home in the event of unlawful entry.

Oh and some power tools, a butcher knife designed to cut bone, and several other odds and ends.

Meh. I suppose someone could break in with a gun, but at that point I'm avoiding contact until I can change the scenario.

Not much sense where I am worrying about it much more than taking basic precautions.

I prefer the non-lethal approach (I forgot to mention the various cleverly disguised pits lined with tools of maiming at the bottom). That way I can press charges and sue for damages later.

 

[Aeson]

If Dog Moon shifts, does he get Combat Advantage on Grandma?

It's a 5 ft step so she doesn't get an AoO. I don't know this Combat Advantage you speak of.

-- not drinking the 4E Kool-aide yet Spikey.

 

[hafrogman]

Problem is, we do get reported at times, froggy.

Yeah, I know.

Why they gots ta be hatin'?

 

[Goldmoon]

If Dog Moon shifts, does he get Combat Advantage on Grandma?

Is the at 4E reference? I'm out of the loop.....

 

[Dog Moon]

If Dog Moon shifts, does he get Combat Advantage on Grandma?

Ooooo, and Sneak Attack!