Grandson of Son of Squamous. HIVE that is it's own Grandpa...

[Aeson]

My joints ache. Maybe I'm older than I thought. It started last night. I chose not to exercise and give myself a rest. I've been working hard to lose weight. I wonder if I've done a little too much. Maybe it's the weather. It's been really cold then the last day or so it's been kind of mild.

 

[hafrogman]

Maybe I'm older than I thought.

Do you yell at kids to get off your lawn?
. . . remember the good old days?
. . . avoid newfangled contraptions?
. . . think things used to be better?
. . . love the smell of Metamucil in the mornings?

If any of the items on this list seem familiar, you may be suffering from Age. Age is a disease that affects millions of people around this country. If you think you may be suffering from Age, please consult your doctor, take plenty of calcium, and keep up your fiber intake.

 

[Aeson]

Do you yell at kids to get off your lawn?
. . . remember the good old days?
. . . avoid newfangled contraptions?
. . . think things used to be better?
. . . love the smell of Metamucil in the mornings?

If any of the items on this list seem familiar, you may be suffering from Age. Age is a disease that affects millions of people around this country. If you think you may be suffering from Age, please consult your doctor, take plenty of calcium, and keep up your fiber intake.

No kids come on my lawn.
Some times I think the old times are pretty good.
Newfangled contraception? I avoid them.
Have you seen the economy? Things were better.
I don't know a Metamucil. How does she smell?

I say I suffer from 45% Age.

 

[Relique du Madde]

No kids come on my lawn.

Must resist...


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[hafrogman]

Must resist...

How on Earth does that count as resisting?

 

[Tinker Gnome]

Newfangled contraception? I avoid them.

 

[Relique du Madde]

How on Earth does that count as resisting?

It does because my original thought was very...very... grandma unfriendly.

 

[hafrogman]

Wow, I totally missed that part. Hmm. My last girlfriend had an IUD, I was fine with that. That's pretty newfangled. . . but I guess there's also that shot/implant thing that lasts a decade or what have you. Maybe that's even newer.

 

[Ginnel]

Wow, I totally missed that part. Hmm. My last girlfriend had an IUD, I was fine with that. That's pretty newfangled. . . but I guess there's also that shot/implant thing that lasts a decade or what have you. Maybe that's even newer.

Heh I would have gone there if Aeson hadn't first *shakes his fist*

 

[Goldmoon]

Legal and moral are two different things?

Oh HELL yes

and also a little

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Thanks for the effort but the government fulters once again own me.


Morning Hivers, I'm currently doing laundry.....for the whole squad......cause I'm a dumbass.